Farkling

An obscure contact sport, played on an asphalt surface dusted with sand. Defence is 40 heavily padded guys carrying cut off hockey sticks. Offense is one guy in gym shorts carrying an eggplant. Top team is from Wassewa, Manitoba, Canada

Prior to the Farkling season, there were four brothers, then the youngest switched to offense. Now there are three.

by Beezer1966 December 20, 2008

Farleyed

(Far-Lee-D)
Farleyed; To farley something up; state of mind: Farleyfied;

1. To mess something up beyond fixing.

2. When everytime you touch something it goes to shit.

I really farleyed that up.

I am so farleyfied, everything is falling apart around me.

You must be in a farley state of mind right now because you can't do anything right.

by Team Blumpkin July 1, 2005

falol

farting and laughing out loud

oh I was so falol that i pooped my pants

by GvauZ April 21, 2009

penis farkle

Poo particles left on one mans penis after being farted on making the mans penis sparkle.

Prostitute: Would you like a blumpkin or penis farkle?

by filipino29 June 15, 2010

fabolous

child of the ghetto doing his thing right....

Ghetto Fab....stroll thru Cheetahs.

by pinkachu January 10, 2005

Fagroll

When you are short of cigarettes and you open up a cigarette in order to ration it into 3 rollies.

"I was so desperate I had a Fagroll.'

by Lowri. February 14, 2006

farfle

The loose "pouch" of skin on a cat's abdomen.

Whenever he tried to touch the cat's farfle, the feline viciously attacked him.

by Reichu May 14, 2005