Fagan

To be a Fuck or a Douche

Jimmie came into the room only to stumble upon george drinking his last Dr. Pepper. "Dude...you drank my last DP your being a complete Fagan."

by Ithitar May 22, 2006

Faizan

Faizan is a name give to someone to indicate that they are a Mistake and are constantly reminded of that by their name.

That person is such a faizan

by SugoiOnna October 19, 2019

fagan

Laste name of Joey "The Lips" Fagan in the movie Commitments

Joey 'The Lips' Fagan: to Dean Are you doing what I told you? Are you thinking of that reed as a woman's nipple?

by MacRoars October 9, 2007

Faganarch

Used to describe a natural phenomenon that occurs when different chemical compounds found in paper currency speed up the process of developing a functional root system when laying sod.

Thank god the Faganarch kicked in or this sod would not be fully grown till next year.

by Johnathan Ceturin July 17, 2011

fagan

when food gets on you unexpectedly, really gross food

"dude whats that gross shit on you?"
"fagan."
"oh yea.. its ok man"

by hozezez February 22, 2008

"The Fagan"

The most disrespectful and sometimes discusting way to destroy a girl's lower regions, most commonly delivered to a slut.

Some examples of "The Fagan" would include:
"Dude, how about we warm them up by plowing one each, then we plow one together while the other one fucks a bowling pin??"

"Please wear a Burger King "King" mask when you bone her. It'd be hilariuos....women crying during sex is really the only right way to do it...."

"Hey, getting slapped is a good thing. IT's license to choke, fuck the shit out of a girl.. anger in the hips.. make her hurt in all the right places..mhmm."

by asparagus. January 16, 2008

Faizan

a literal fuckboi

Guy one: Did you hear about Paan yesterday? What a fucking faizan!

by Khalish Zaman September 8, 2018