Faphobia

The fear of a father or father like person

I have faphobia when I’m around my girlfriends dad

by Roe14 December 11, 2017

Fatphobia

Fear of fat people

Fatphobia - WORK TF OUT

by BabyDaddy$$$ July 6, 2022

farmphobic

people who don’t like animals or being happy

jay:i’m dumb
billy: you’re farmphobic

by billny September 30, 2022

Fatphobia

Dumb term made the dumb woke community. Apparently if you work out you're fatphobic. Even if you're naturally thin, that's fatphobic. Especially used in the body positivity "movement". I wouldn't call it a movement however, because I don't think fat people know about the concept of motion.

Person 1: Hey bro did you know I ran 2500km in 20 minutes this morning? I also cycled 80,000km in 3 days. Wanna go do some non stop arm workout for 8 hours tomorrow?
Person 2: Um, I don't know if you've realised, but what you've just said is actually fatphobia! I don't know why I've even become friends with you. And you called me "bro" too? I'll have YOU know that my pronouns are "rawr/rawr", so the next time you do that I'll sue you for misgendering me.

As you can see from this example, the woke side of the force is a path to many personalities most consider to be FUCKING WEIRD.

by CC-8826 July 19, 2023

Fartphobic

a person that is strongly against Flatulence out of someones ass, usually hating on anyone that lets anything out of between their buttcheeks.

guy 1: (accidentally farts)
guy 2: END YOURSELF!!!!! DIE!!! I HATE YOU!!!! STUPID FARTER!!!!!
guy 1: Bro shut yo Fartphobic ass up
guy 2: WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA I HATE YOUU STUPID FARTS FARTS FARTS I HATE YOUUUU
Mortimer: (offscreen ) oooo farts! dont mind if i do!

by ColossalNumber February 9, 2024

Fatphobia

Hating fat bitches.

I really hate fat bitches, some may say i have fatphobia.

by I’ll find someone October 19, 2023

fadephobia

the constant need to have a fresh fade

i know i got a fade a week ago, but my fadephobia is kicking so i'm gonna get one today

by Anchorrr November 19, 2024