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facemance

facebook+romance; when two people are so obsessed with each other that they post on each other's Facebook walls at least 10 times a day
Person 1: Did you see Kira's post to Jacquelyn's wall? Person 2: Yeah, I'm so tired of their facemance. It's always in my news feed!
by rinseandrepeat March 16, 2011
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FaceBangin'

When one's Facebook status has the clear intentions of getting young girls drunk and pregnant without them knowing that was the plan all along.
Jamaal's status had "FaceBangin'"written all over it
by geechas May 23, 2011
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Facebanged

When Someone pokes you on Facebook enough times that they possibly reached some weird Orgasm, Or euphoric state by jabbing their dirty minded greasy fingers into your cyber hot box!
Hey guy, I'm gonna get home & make sure Jamie gets Facebanged! She is so hot. Reality tells me that I'm not good enough for her in society! But Facebook lets me shove things in her you wouldn't believe! Last night I fucked her with the remote for the TV!
by Hammitch January 8, 2017
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Facetator

A person who tunes in regularly to watch a Facebook Live show.
Holy moly look at how many Facetators we have watching us right now?
by SolidHaiti.Tv July 2, 2017
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Facetactor

A person who tunes in regularly to watch a Facebook Live show.
Holy moly look at how many Facetactors we have watching us right now?
by SolidHaiti.Tv July 2, 2017
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Facemance

When a forty five year old man on Facebook has 98% of his picture with his 20 year old daughter and only 2% with his wife from four years ago. He's trying to present the image he's a player!
Nice Facemance on social media with your daughter!
by persiztence July 8, 2018
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FaceTune opposition

when editing group pictures with FaceTune making yourself look more attractive and everyone else look less attractive is called FaceTune opposition.
Did you see the picture she posted? She made herself look tan and thin, and me look fatter and white. She totally pulled a FaceTune opposition!
by kittygorl July 23, 2018
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