by startedwun May 28, 2018
Get the exclusively-almostmug. The role of rendering professional-like caddie services to friend, acquaintance, or colleague as remuneration / payment of a gentlemen’s bet in lieu of cash or barter. Regardless of excuses made and replacement definitions suggested - you are required to carry clubs and act as if you are a professional. In addition, you should have fun and offer drinks & advice and be a general facilitator of a good time.
After several drinks Justin entered into a friendly bet over a game of golf. He of course lost and tried to back out. However, since gentleman’s rules prevail, he was required to be an Exclusive Caddy to pay up the bet. He had thought Brian’s short game would be the difference in the match, but he forgot they both hit the ball 179 yards of the tee and that he is unable to get out a sand trap.
by JoshAllenLooksGoodinShorts April 19, 2022
Get the Exclusive Caddymug. A term Xbox fanboys use to describe a multiplatform game that's available on Xbox but not the Playstation.
by Urban Truth November 7, 2013
Get the console exclusivemug. The epsilion line of Sigma Beta Rho Fraternity Inc. at the University of the Sciences in Philadelphia.
by SigRho Soldier June 4, 2009
Get the Exclusive Epsilionmug. a practice where games get released a few months (or years) later on PC compared to Xbox, switch or playstation so unsuspecting gamers will think they have to buy a console.
by JJadx November 26, 2020
Get the console exclusivemug. when two events can occur only in conjunction with one another, i.e. neither one can occur without the other
Legend has it that being a tree-hugger and being a hippie are exclusively mutual.
Liberal: "Being homophobic and having repressed homosexual desires are exclusively mutual."
Conservative: "Hah, that's a good one."
Liberal: "Remember that recurring dream you told me about?"
Conservative: "...fuck"
Tim: "I wanna hook up with Kim, but Stacy's my girlfriend"
John: "I don't understand...those are exclusively mutual aren't they?"
Tim: "Whaaa..?"
John: "If you break up with Stacy, Kim will be pissed cuz they're good friends. a.k.a. no Kim for you. On the other hand, if you don't hook up with Kim, Stacy will get bored of your drama-lacking relationship and eventually dump you. And then Kim will think you're a loser, and again no Kim for you.
Tim: You are a genius. I'll be right back
Liberal: "Being homophobic and having repressed homosexual desires are exclusively mutual."
Conservative: "Hah, that's a good one."
Liberal: "Remember that recurring dream you told me about?"
Conservative: "...fuck"
Tim: "I wanna hook up with Kim, but Stacy's my girlfriend"
John: "I don't understand...those are exclusively mutual aren't they?"
Tim: "Whaaa..?"
John: "If you break up with Stacy, Kim will be pissed cuz they're good friends. a.k.a. no Kim for you. On the other hand, if you don't hook up with Kim, Stacy will get bored of your drama-lacking relationship and eventually dump you. And then Kim will think you're a loser, and again no Kim for you.
Tim: You are a genius. I'll be right back
by javaman199 July 13, 2013
Get the exclusively mutualmug. by SythBoss September 20, 2017
Get the Brazzerz Exclusivemug.