evolution

The theory that life forms change over time that is now being more widely accepted as the Law of Evolution.
For those idiots out there who argue with it on accounts of "But why are there still apes then?" or "Do you have any idea how unlikely it was for a single cell to evolve, our entire world too?"
you can easily go on believing that we humans were created by a god to be the dominant species on Earth, or you can face the fact that sooner or later a new type of human will emerge.(As long as we don't screw the planet up too badly before.)

Also; the chances? Not very high, but considering the fact that there is a chance and that it has happened don't you think that it probably already has? And will? Countless times? But then again why the hell should we humans care, we only live 80 years or so.

Creationist- "Evolution IS LIE!"
Any other person- facepalm

by TheAlienSmiley:D January 18, 2011

evolution

Any change in an organism or population, there is no such thing as good or bad evolution.

Grey bugs survive better on grey rocks than black bugs, this is evolution.

by Loller July 8, 2003

Biblical Evolution

The act of interpreting the Bible differently based upon current social events. Although the words are not altered, the meaning behind the words are said to mean something different. It's also important to note, there is no common consensus in the interpretation. It's primary purpose is to argue and defense a losing position.

Atheist: "The Bible speaks of killing homosexuals. Read Leviticus 20:13."

Theist: "The meaning behind Leviticus 20:13 doesn't mean to kill homosexuals. It means that it's a sin punishable by death, but since Jesus paid for our sins and killing homosexuals is morally wrong, all they should do is repent."

Atheist: "Come on Theist, that's Biblical Evolution in which you're trying to change the meaning of the Bible. I call bullshit."

by Reasonable Thought August 15, 2012

New World Evolution

A Gamer Gang that has unimaginable gaming skills in nearly every video game category

Yo man remember that gang over at the game tournament?

Yeah the sik six what happend to them?

They got their asses beat by New World Evolution

Oh shit that's not good, were doomed

by NWE Leader April 25, 2004

Evolution education movement

A movement that seeks to have mandatory classes on evolution in all high schools. It seeks to fight the false idea of creationism by having the truth taught in schools. It also seeks to educate the public on evolution.

I am in the evolution education movement.

by Deep blue 2012 May 12, 2010

evolutionist

Supposedly a word for someone who believes (in actuality, has knowledge of) evolution. This is a funny word because you don't find it anywhere outside creationist websites.

That would make me an evolutionist, if I can use that word outside of the pointless evolution/creation debate.

by Killing Kittens November 16, 2004

evolution

1. Gradual change in life over millions of years, confirmed by both genetics and fossils. Anyone who's seen the evidence and still denies it likely has religious motivations.
2. Something that is clearly going downhill in the Bush family.

Homo habilis was a major milestone in the evolution from ape to man.

by Jason Kossmann October 22, 2006