Edward Forty Hands

Drinking game, where one duct tapes a 40 to each hand and must drink both fortys before removing them from their hands. See also colt 45 hands

Quit being a bitch and finish your Edward Forty Hands.

by jdogg March 30, 2005

esparza

the best last name ever.mostly sexy people have that last name,if you have that last name your amazing.

damn you see that esparza girl she is FIONNNEEE

by MELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII October 9, 2008

Dirty Edward

You cum on someones face and them throw a handful of glitter on it so they shine like Edward Cullen in the sun

We watched twilight and she got so into she let me give her a dirty Edward

by the big lindowski November 18, 2013

Edward Cullen

A fictional character, and primary love interest of the first person narrator Isabella Swan in Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' series.

He lives in Forks, Washington.

He is a Meyerpire, a being that suffers from a psychosis leading him to believe he is a 'vampire'.

A one hundred and eight year old virgin (until the latest installment 'Breaking Dawn'), he is trapped in the body of a seventeen year old boy, sparkles in the sunlight, has the ability to move super fast (despite the fact that he is described as 'marble-like') and has a wide variety of 'speshul' powers.

He is adored by teenage girls and Catholic priests alike, and is so 'perfect' in every way that he actually shits flowers.

He later becomes the father of Renesmee (Affectionately referred to as 'Nessie' and 'Renestard'), a half-Meyerpire, half-human hybrid who is also 'perfect' and is imprinted on by the self-styled Pedo-Wolf Jacob Black.

He is often used as a reference for unimpressive or ‘pussy’ vampires, despite the fact that he is not in fact a vampire.

See also: Stalker.

"I like glitter... does that make me gay?"

"If you're Edward Cullen."

by Sayer of Many Truths December 22, 2008

Edward Cullen

a stalker who breaks into young girls houses and watches them sleep. He also sparkles and doesnt see anything wrong in killing bambi's relatives.

Kid 1: ...So I broke into her house and watched her slepping
Kid 2: thats creepy! youre soo an Edward Cullen!

by vampires_dont_sparkle March 8, 2009

Edward Cullen Effect

The Edward Cullen effect is when your girlfriend/boyfriend breaks up with you for somebody that does not exist. This is named after Edward Cullen from the Twilight series, as many fangirls broke it off after she "wanted somebody more like Edward Cullen."

Girl: I'm sorry but...I'm breaking up with you.
Guy: Why?
Girl: I just want...somebody more like Edward.
Guy: (Later) She dumped me for somebody that doesn't even exist...what a douche bag.
Guy2: That's the Edward Cullen Effect, man.

by TheMysteryPosterrrrrrrrrr September 12, 2009

Edward Bispham

Known by his closer peers as ‘Eddy’, he is a man who demonstrates his sheer excellence in everything he does. He is a frequent contributor to online classical forums and enjoys smashing sub-zero Carlings on the weekend with his AC/DC cover band. Genius, intellect, toga-enthusiast, father, lover... most likely demi-god.

Some people mistake Edward Bispham for Achilles himself.

by Gkalavaki April 10, 2021