EvanJames

When your parents fuck up your birth certificate.

“Yeah we just weren’t paying close enough attention and accidentally put your first name as EvanJames.”

by EvanJames January 16, 2020

Eman

Eman is a short, funny and kind girl who most of the time can be savage and can get into a lot of trouble. She doesn't look for guys and she doesn't give a shit bout em unless she really likes em but they have to be VERY savage and up to her expectations which are VERY high.

Guy 1: Have you seen Eman? I want her to be my girlfriend so badly.
Guy 2: She's taken.
Guy 1: By who?
Guy 2: Me
Eman: (sees guy 1 asking bout her and comes over) To guy 1: Excuse me! I dont give a shit bout u and i dont wanna date u!!

by DEMON111111111111111 August 14, 2019

Eman school

school where teachers, who deserve more, are disrespected, made fun of, and make one-third of what public school teachers make even though students sugar daddies pay thousands of dollars

Eman schools is a perfect example of capitalism striving to make the rich richer and the poor poorer.

by whoreforcinnabon January 25, 2019

Emanicapated

Verb.
A Euphoric feeling caused by any number of drugs that leaves the user feeling unrestrained and free from his shackles of everyday life.

I had a head full of acid and smoked a spliff and felt totally emanicapated.

by ShempNasty June 11, 2006

Emanuism

A religion of worshippers who dont believe in freedom. Those who sin and taunt Eman (God) must be punished and must bow down 66 times while other worshippers hit you with sticks. The religion started to spread by Eman in the year 2018 AD. Each time you worship Eman can give you a good fortune, like getting 300 v-bucks or robux.

You must bow down to Eman, the god of Emanuism.

by RockBroccoli101 November 25, 2018

evanjuliusvieira

A super cute hottie. Very good at roblox and any game he plays. Very amazing.

Wow, he is an evanjuliusvieira

by ejv2006 May 10, 2019

Emanuel school

Emanuel School is a really old school for kinda smart rich kids. The year 7s are really short, the year 8s think there 16 and the year 9s are a completely different species in themselves. The year 10s are more normal but are just a bit different. If you go there you need to toughen up and learn how to fit in. Whoever said unique is good didn't get to Emanuel. Want to survive there, fit in with the crowd. The kids all think they own the place but are basically confused teenagers trying to sort out their lives. The school is genuinely ok but be careful if you speak to an Emanuel school kid as they travel in packs.

Parent: Emanuel school seems wonderful!
Year 7: Why am i so short?
Year 8: Why am i so young?
Year 9: Why is my northface muddy?
Year 10: I hate life

by chocbabe October 10, 2021