earjob

like a hand job: but with ones ear. the use of the ear for masturbation. a penis inside the ear for sexual pleasure

Person: Oh my god!! Did you hear what happened at halloween? Skye gave Oscar an earjob!

Person 2: Wow! He must have a micropenis to fit in there!

by anymous bitch uWu June 1, 2021

earjob

to have sex with another's ear or use another's ear for sexual stimulation

After the earjob, semen gushed out of the girl's ear and dribbled down the side of her face.

by DeviantFetish January 5, 2009

Earon

He is athletic and very handsome and has very big dick is incredible in bed so if you get an Earon better hold him down lady's

Omg did you see Earon yesterday he looked so sexy

by Swagger all day long March 15, 2017

earworm

1) a catchy song that gets stuck in your head a lot. Sometimes one you don't know (evil), don't like (evil), or you know and like (happy!)

2) DJ Earworm: a DJ that creates epic mash-ups from hit music on YouTube.
The name "Earworm" comes from the definition described in 1).

"Like, OMG Baby" is an epic earworm by DJ Earwom! However, "Whip My Hair" is also.

by DJ_Earworm June 15, 2011

earboob

When a woman leans down to hug a young lad or a seated male, his head often turns to the side in expectation of the embrace. The resultant contact is usually ear-to-boob, hence, earboob.

1) "I hate it when grandma hugs me at the dinner table because of the unadvoidable, old-lady earboob.

2) "I love when my Dad's hot, 20 year-old trophy, wife hugs me, but I have to settle on earboob because it would be awkward if I didn't turn my head."

by Tenacious Faulker January 16, 2009

earo

A person marked by characteristics of extreme naivité and ignorance, coupled with an unflattering tendency towards brashness and bravado (esp. in those areas which he/she is naive and ignorant).

I can't believe what an earo he is. Did you hear him say, "i don't know who the hell Lao Tzu is but he sounds like an idiot," just now?

by squarloey January 13, 2009

Mustarded Erdogan

1 -- N. A turkish guy or girl that took a hurtful cock in the ass.
2 -- N. A turkish guy that you made dumbass.

Julian said me : "I sold him a flower pot for 50 dollars. He's so a mustarded Erdogan !"

"Oh yes !! Make me become a mustarded Erdogan !! Yesss !!

by Kazraël November 26, 2016