Trumpty Dumpty

Trumpy Dumpty wanted to build a wall. Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall. He never could be president because he got broke.

Trumpty Dumpty

by Kalamazoo June 6, 2016

dumpsplash

the toilet water that splashes on your buttocks upon releasing a nice-sized turd

1st stall: "Excuse me, could you please hand me some toilet paper, I'm all out in this stall?"

2nd stall: "Why did you not have enough?"

1st stall: "Yes, I did for the wiping part, but I just got dumpsplashed and my buns are all wet!"

by bbmom December 15, 2009

humpty dumpty hands

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010

Dumpster Jumper

Someone that prefers ONLY anal sex. (male or female)

Frankie is an avid dumpster jumper since way back in high school.

by L-Dogg67 April 4, 2009

Dumpstart

The act of taking a truly excellent and gratifying morning dump so that you can start the day off on the right foot.

Those burritos and beers last night gave me a great dumpstart to my day.

by zyxt March 28, 2009

Dumpster and chill

The act of inviting a fine piece of homeless ass to go to her favorite garbage dumpster and take a pounding. This is the same as netflix and chill for poor people.

Me: "Dude I think I need to go to the doctor"
Friend "why"
Me: "I talked this homeless chick into a little dumpster and chill action and now I think I need to get checked"

by Texasturbo January 22, 2016

dumpstr

The "dumpstr" is where repsuckers reside in vHack. It is a home to everybody who ranks lower than #5 in Botnet PVP -- which is an aspect of the game. Better known residents of the dumpstr are mikeee, R4ns0m, Cipher ( AKA Ciphr ). Usually these players often boost their opponents in the last round of the day (which is the most imporant one). Anybody who resides in the dumpstr can be referred to as dumpstr playr.

julienhimself: R4ns0m you need to play more PVP man, you are in the dumpstr.
R4ns0m: I often don't have signal when the timing's right.
Iseeyou: Man, you became a real dumpstr playr.

by crytrigg0r v2.0 July 6, 2022