Punma Drumping

(v.) the act of joining a voice call with the intention of causing intentional sighs of disappointment and anger by only speaking in/referring to everything as a pun
Similar variations: Trauma Dumping

"Hey y'all, today I met a pig that did karate... his name was Pork Chop!"

"Aww, can someone please tell Tony to stop punma drumping?"

by highlyquinn January 17, 2022

Dumbinant

(noun) Male or Female: A wannabe Dominant in the BDSM world, easily identified and laughed at by experienced lifestylers.

A Dumbinant will pretend to know everything. A Dumbinant never takes advice. A Dumbinant thinks that dressing in leather and carrying a flogger confers automatic dominant status toward anyone who identifies as a submissive.

by YourToyBox January 5, 2009

umpling dumpling

The weirdest faggot of them all, he will chase you with a purple dildo, and if you get him mad, for however long he was mad, thats how long hell chase you naked

Dude, your acting like Umpling Dumpling

by shohn hodges May 4, 2018

puckered dumpling

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.

I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

no dumping

A common sign that means, contrary to popular belief, that it is illegal to drop off trash in the specified location. This trash may or may not include human fecal matter. This sign will never cease to amuse high school kids.

Joey: "Hey, guess what guys? Check it out! I just put up a "No Dumping" sign above the shitter in the boys' room!"
Marty: "HAHAHA!!! All right! Awesome joke! You da man!"
Kenny: "Yeah dude, that's totally rad!"

by Nick D August 13, 2004

seed dumping

Blasting spudge. Either within the warm confines of a "friend" or spraying into socks, towels onto floors, sheets or various plumbing egresses.

His seed dumping was epic and her fields were willing.

by FatdogTavern December 15, 2015

pre-emptive dumping

1.Act of dumping someone before they dump you first,which sometimes result of them getting mad at you because they wanted to do the dumping instead of the one being dumped.

John:I had to do a pre-emptive dumping on that girl

Sam:So is that why she was leaving you angry calls and texts.

by ryukage99 November 16, 2011