I have heard this expression before but wonder where it comes from? I've heard it in rap lyrics before. I believe it refers to your parents as in, "my old man, I wouldn't mess with him". Like, don't mess with ol' papa dukes.
by bladelaw May 4, 2004
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I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!
Winston Douchington:
Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?
Chauncey Throckmorton:
Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.
Winston Douchington:
Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!
I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!
Winston Douchington:
Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?
Chauncey Throckmorton:
Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.
Winston Douchington:
Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!
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Babying and cuddling your significant other, waiting on them hand and foot, giving them everything they want and desire. See wifely duties
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Get the mama dukes mug.The name you call the women who gave birth to your spouse, Because the term "mother-in-law" isn't just a mouthful but is associated with a women who is over bearing & feels no other person is good enough for her child, where as a Mama Dukes is just the opposite! She is to her daughter/son in law what Mother Theresa is to a three legged dog. She is a saint & will literally stop everything to make sure they have everything they need to get through the day, week, year, even life! She is a loyal friend who thinks she's narcissistic in that she only dose what she dose to make herself look good & to be everything to everyone, but is really just being what every good mother should be! She's the cool mom who lives to wine & dine everyone & will never turn down & or never not
puff puff pass a good toke! She treats people how she wants to be treated & better, As well as being over attentive to her grandchildren! Lol! She's beautiful inside and out & will make you orzo soup when you are sick, & even when your not (but say you are lol). She supports your questionable decisions in your life (i.e. if you want to wear Faerie wings where ever you go and or go and have liposuction) if you are paying your own bills and live under your own roof (especially if she lives with you lol) & will be your biggest cheerleader to encourage you along the way!
She is a roll model as well as a mentor as well as so many other things there are aren't enough words to describe as she will never let you down.
puff puff pass a good toke! She treats people how she wants to be treated & better, As well as being over attentive to her grandchildren! Lol! She's beautiful inside and out & will make you orzo soup when you are sick, & even when your not (but say you are lol). She supports your questionable decisions in your life (i.e. if you want to wear Faerie wings where ever you go and or go and have liposuction) if you are paying your own bills and live under your own roof (especially if she lives with you lol) & will be your biggest cheerleader to encourage you along the way!
She is a roll model as well as a mentor as well as so many other things there are aren't enough words to describe as she will never let you down.
by TrashPanda420311 August 14, 2018
Get the Mama Dukes mug.Pukes & Dukes is when you are VERY, VERY, VERY sick and you are throwing up, and going number one out your ass at the same time ( liquid shits)
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.
Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.
Normally you will need a trash can, sink, bathtub, or shower stall very close to the toilet to avoid a massive clean up in your underpants, flooring or walls.
Avoid laughing, coughing, sneezing, or any other movements that will cause you to un-pucker your rectum because this could lead to a shart.
Man I am soooo sick today, I have the pukes and dukes. I almost shit my pants but I got lucky and snapped up the trash can and sat down.
Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..
Ugg... pukes and dukes are the worst, nothing like having it come out of both ends..
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