When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.
Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017

The dozer is my arch-nemisis
by Jack The Ripper_wolf September 19, 2020


A baby bulldozer ; bulldozer meant for bulldozing babies.
A Ford F150 or other truck / SUV with a tall front-end.
known for the driver's inability to see small obstacles such as small children, toddlers, and babies, the ford f150 and models similar to it are considered 'baby dozers'
A Ford F150 or other truck / SUV with a tall front-end.
known for the driver's inability to see small obstacles such as small children, toddlers, and babies, the ford f150 and models similar to it are considered 'baby dozers'
Example 1:
p1: man I'm so glad we're about to cross the street! Let's go!
p2: Woah! Hold on! That Baby Dozer isn't slowing down.
p1: I'm so glad I waited! He ran the red light! Certainly wouldn't have seen me if I were a small child.
Example 2:
p1: did you hear what happened to john's niece ?
p2: yeah, she got taken out by a baby dozer. certainly heartbreaking.
p1: RIP little sally.
p1: man I'm so glad we're about to cross the street! Let's go!
p2: Woah! Hold on! That Baby Dozer isn't slowing down.
p1: I'm so glad I waited! He ran the red light! Certainly wouldn't have seen me if I were a small child.
Example 2:
p1: did you hear what happened to john's niece ?
p2: yeah, she got taken out by a baby dozer. certainly heartbreaking.
p1: RIP little sally.
by A_person_in_Willthewise July 24, 2025

by Aprilstone1127 April 28, 2019

That dog is frumping a dozer in the middle of the street.
He's what?
He's dropping a deuce. You know, taking a shit. Pooping.
He's what?
He's dropping a deuce. You know, taking a shit. Pooping.
by Metalgirl207 December 20, 2020

by tommybisho-sama June 30, 2022
