Doucher

Noun: Someone or something that is a Douche bag. May or may not also be a asshole.

Man, 90% of iphone owners are Douchers

by Shnuck April 1, 2009

bitch ass hoe slut doucher

A complete bitch whose a whore and smells like shit and uses a douch bag very often.

boy: Eww Whose that?
boy2: OOhh thats just Anna.
boy: She looks gross.
Boy2: Yeah she does,, she is a bitch ass hoe slut doucher
boy: ohhh that explains alot....

by Meluuunie February 15, 2009

doucheroll

Similar to a Rickroll, one is doucherolled when they click on a link expecting one thing and are instead assaulted with a video and/or song of John Mayer (or someone else with the same level of popularity and douchebaggery).

Friend: I am loving this song right now! {link}

You: What's this -- oh, fml, I've been doucherolled.

by Pariselle February 21, 2010

doucher

Noun: A man that is a dick, but at the same time is not cool.

After the cool cat sits down with the girl the doucher is with, the doucher walks up and gets shitty with the cool cat that didn't know she wasn't alone.

Cool Cat: So, you just want to be a dick.
Doucher: Yes, that's right I am a dick.
Cool Cat: Well, I am a dick myself, but I'm cool, so are you going to be cool or what?
Doucher: No, I'm not cool.
Cool Cat: Well, you are a doucher.

by Marcus Dee Williams March 5, 2011

douchervention

1. When a women's friends tell their friend it is time to stop seeing that douche bag.
2. Also when a women's friends open her eyes to a douche bags behavior.

So we all had a douchervention with her last night. We told her he is a loser and has been hitting on all of us.

by darlingdear December 17, 2011

doucherama

A party or any other event consisting mostly of douchebags and their female counterparts (douchettes).

Everyone is full of himself at this party. This is a total doucherama.

by decomposer917 June 4, 2015

doushe flute

Queer sucking on a vape

During a party in my garage, this drunken queer fell off a cooler onto the floor and his doushe flute and berry flavor juice went skating in pieces across the floor

by Heinousness March 4, 2018