douchebot

One who portrays the characteristis of one of many "douche" varieties on a consistent - almost habitual - basis.

Possibly a compound word originating from "douchebag" and "tool"

"Man, everytime I see that guy he's acting like the same douche he's always been. Can't he get a hint? It's like he's not even human - like some kind of DOUCHEBOT."

by asefi October 3, 2007

Douchebook

Synonym for Facebook.

A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.

A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.

A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.

Douchebook sued themselves for copyrighting stupidity in its entirety and instantly imploded up their own collective assholes.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.

by Swiss Toni November 28, 2010

douchebooking

The act of describing, in embarrassing detail, your personal DRAMA on the Walls of Facebook - much to the discomfort of all your "Friends."

Posting things on your Wall such as "OMG! How could you douchebook on me?" or "You're a big slut and I never want to see you again! Welcome to being douchebooked" or "He's such an asshole that he deserves to be douchebooked! or How could you cheat on me with that whore. I'm so going to douchebook you! or just posting some sorry-ass, vague, attention demanding thing like I'm so depressed. This is the ultimate annoying form of douchebooking. Attention whores tend to douchebook a lot.

by no douchebooking! May 1, 2010

Douchehole

When you can't decide if a person is a douchebag, an asshole or both.

Did you see Glen Beck crying and lying on TV? What a douchehole!!!

by Blancoboy200 October 18, 2009

Douchecenso

A person whom is both a huge douche and lacks common sense.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.

God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.

by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009

Doucheboater

The act of being a douche while in public
for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up

Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.

A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.

Douche boater, asshat, douche conoe, douche, fucking fucker, pussy blocker, cunt, dickhead, fuckhead, assclown, doucheboater

by Mac daddy de March 13, 2010

Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a guy (or sometimes girl) who seems like an awesome, thoughtful, sensitive person on the surface, but underneath they're a ginormous, iceberg-sized douchebag. You usually don't find out until it's too late.

A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.

Girl 1: I went out with Paul last night, what a gentlemen! I think I'll got out with him again.

Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.

by HarleyQuinnFTW August 5, 2012