doofle dick

a dumbass man, a retard

Aaron is such a doofle dick. Evan is a doofle dick, he's a dumb mofo that cant get his dick up.

by wildcatgirl January 11, 2011

Doofed 'er

1. (Past Tense) The act of a physical failure, i.e. fall, trip, crash. Especially used when biking, running, skiing, snowboarding.

2. "Doofed Her" could totally have sexual connotations as well.

1. Colin- That was a sick ride!
Thomas- Did you see me back there? I almost Doofed 'er!
Colin- Yessadahbub.

2. Dude, I Doofed that chick last night.

by 1234yahooilagans October 26, 2011

Doofert

The kid in high school that no one likes and everyone makes fun of. Tried to be funny but ultimately fails in every occasion and makes everything awkward.

synonyms: mike

That kid sitting in the back is such a doofert.

by p-ston February 24, 2017

doofeinschmirtz

A character from phone as and pherb. Normally a complete dumb asss

Doofeinschmirtz is up to something evil go stop him agent p

by Poopoo doodoo May 8, 2018

doofren

doo-ph-fren

a very fancy frog.

person a- look! a doofren!
person b- it’s not that fancy.
person a- yes it is! it’s wearing a top hat!

also used for compliments.

person a- you look just like a doofren!

by froggrrs November 11, 2020

Doofer

An Electronic E-cigarette usually a Disposable

“you bro can I hit your doofer”
“yhman say less”

by Wrldstrmoneyy January 23, 2023

Spoofer Doofer

A fat Blunt

Dude lets smoke a spoofer doofer.

by Bungy Booce August 26, 2021