roister doister

a foolish braggart

true origin is a comedy by Nicholas Udall called "Ralph Roister Doister" written a.1553

Roister Doister is my name,
A lusty brute I am the same

by pooglem August 3, 2007

Dolton

A great friend with the exception that he can be a dick when he wants to be but you can't stay mad at him forever. He has our back when you need him and he's there when you're sad. Overall he needs to be more social and connect better with people.

Jess: Was that a friend of yours?
Me: Yeah, that was Dolton. He's a bitch.

by rose2202 February 8, 2018

Dogstar

Sirius, the dogstar, a star in the Milky Way Galaxy. Also The band Keanu Reeves played base in.

Keanu rocks in Dogstar; That is Sirius, the dogstar

by Justin February 25, 2005

doltswagen

Model of car popular with thicko council-estate dwellers. Usually adorned with tasteless accessories and driven erratically around housing estates until being written-off or stolen and then torched.

Second-hand value? Zero.

I say, Carruthers. You don't want that old XR3-i, it's a doltswagen. Why not try that nice Audi over there.

by Tom November 3, 2003

doist

not being able to perform the simplest of tasks.

you can fuckin doist, i know you'll doist.

by disser March 10, 2008

dogsturbation

When a male dog licks his package until the red rocket appears, with or without ejaculation.

Oh no, Fido, not here! No dogsturbation in front of the mother in law! In your cage NOW.

by erlftex January 8, 2011

doster

To expend a great deal of effort trying to undo the unfortunate (although hilarious) consequences of one's prior outlandish actions (usually pertaining to Mr. Joseph Smith, our esteemed prophet).

Man, he'll really have to doster that comment from the lecture at BYU about his fourteen wives.

by Cornelius Vanderbilt March 16, 2007