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What us gay men love to shove up our asses when we get horny and no men are around. Dildos come in many sizes and have many different features. Great for relief of sexual tension when my boyfriend isnt around.
Mike couldnt find his boyfriend Sonny so he just used a large purple dildo instead.
dildo by Zarathustra November 21, 2007
Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF
Your father is so fine. I mean, c'mon. He is a total DILDO.
DILDO by nikstuhh August 1, 2010
A tool that comes in various, shapes sizes, flavors, and attachable parts (sold seperately)used for the pleasure of female putangs. The dildo is to be used just as a penis would. It's a fun process to watch but damn that girl must be a pathetic whore because she ain gettin' the real thing...she using plastic. Get a life, Barbie!
Ooo, please twirl that dildo in me deeper.
dildo by mmm delicious May 10, 2005
a stupid or obnoxious person (from a term for an artificial substitute for an erect penis)
dildo by Light Joker December 2, 2005
May be used in place of a forgotten word.
Hey Steve! Hand me that... dildo!
I forgot that... dildo.
dildo by Succubus Prime March 16, 2008