dildo 

Phallic object, often made into forms of male penises or of similar type. Often, dildos do not have to be manufactured: cucumbers and police sticks can be converted and turned to dildos at users expense.

I use my finger dildo on my girl to maker her have multiple orgasmss. Yup.

dildo by UCidiot April 20, 2003

dildo 

What us gay men love to shove up our asses when we get horny and no men are around. Dildos come in many sizes and have many different features. Great for relief of sexual tension when my boyfriend isnt around.

Mike couldnt find his boyfriend Sonny so he just used a large purple dildo instead.

dildo by Zarathustra November 21, 2007

Dildo 

Can be anything used as a fake penis.

Lesbians: We need a dildo!

Dildo by Blob Loblawbloblaw June 12, 2015

DILDO 

Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF

Your father is so fine. I mean, c'mon. He is a total DILDO.

DILDO by nikstuhh August 1, 2010

dildo 

A tool that comes in various, shapes sizes, flavors, and attachable parts (sold seperately)used for the pleasure of female putangs. The dildo is to be used just as a penis would. It's a fun process to watch but damn that girl must be a pathetic whore because she ain gettin' the real thing...she using plastic. Get a life, Barbie!

Ooo, please twirl that dildo in me deeper.

dildo by mmm delicious May 10, 2005

dildo 

a stupid or obnoxious person (from a term for an artificial substitute for an erect penis)

Get out of my way you fucking dildo.

dildo by Light Joker December 2, 2005

dildo 

May be used in place of a forgotten word.

Hey Steve! Hand me that... dildo!
I forgot that... dildo.

dildo by Succubus Prime March 16, 2008