dickquakes

The random twitches and aftershocks a girl experiences the day after you pound her into oblivion.

I'm going to rail this girl so hard it'll make the Metro North look like pussies. She'll feel dickquakes for days.

by AntwonRida October 10, 2017

dick flake

(n.) A male individual who takes a liking to the male anatomy that is commonly referred to as a "dick". It is also said for these individuals to have the tendency to be a person whose mannerisms, fashion, speech or personality is eccentric thus being called "flaky".

Person 1: "Hey did you see Marcellas at the dance last night?"

Person 2: "Yea, he was wearing that tight leather bodysuit and dancing around to Jennifer Lopez songs"

Person 1: "Wow. What a dick flake."

by c_s_a_filosoglou August 16, 2008

Dickface

people who are unwilling to accept disagreement

"im pretty sure people who are unwilling to accept disagreement qualify as dickfaces" - yoder

by thepea January 19, 2009

dickshake

dickshake - the act of a female repeatedly shaking ones dick until a cum extravaganza occurs, resulting in a delicous, nutritious snack for the female. A dickshake can be drank from a cup, mug, or straight into ones mouth. If a dickshake is chunky, one may need to get tested for scrumpious diseases.

This dickshake is not only fufilling but appears to come with chunks of chocolate!

by Stephenz A August 24, 2008

Dickface

An ex boyfriend who intentionally goes out of their way to hurt you after you have already made it clear you are over them and dont even have their number yet the keep texting and make plans every few weeks or month. Or an ex boyfriend who breaks up with you and then a few days later walks around downtown with a slut normally by the name maddie and then starts to ignore their best friend and makes them cry

Girl 1: OMG my dickface texxt me again!
Girl 2: OMG so did mine and i saw him with that maddi

by I'm BOMB July 23, 2010

dickface

Someone who is mistakingly called 'Dickface' through IMs that are meant to go to their brother by an ex girlfriend.

Someone who blows up their brother's oven trying to cook pizza.

Someone who will give you winged herpes if you ever touch him because he's a thousand times the dickface sierra could ever be. And fucks with Katie and David.

'Sierra, you're such a dickface.'

'Sierra's such a dickface for not knowing how to cook pizza and making my oven explode.'

'Ok... your dickface status has diminished by like 100 points...because this guy is a HUGE dickface'

by Sierra Jackson June 16, 2008

Dickshake

The act of putting your dick into a blender with some milk and ice cream and then drinking it.

Dude, I kidnapped an orphan and made a chocolate dickshake with him last night, it was delicious.

by Warpig 88 April 18, 2010