Don't be so dormant!
by Anon2 August 20, 2006
Get the dormant mug.A person that invites you cordially,or welcomes you inside him or her
Synonyms: whore, promiscous person, harlot
Synonyms: whore, promiscous person, harlot
by harlottracystarmorgan October 8, 2011
Get the Doorman mug.One that resides in a dormitory at a college or university. Commonly a mama's boy or pansy since they purposely condemn themselves to a tiny cinder block room with a complete stranger, instead of venturing off on their own. They poop where they sleep and eat cafeteria food three times a day.
Chris: Sup lil' mama wonna come back to my place?
Vanessa: Yeah dawg, where you be?
Chris: I have a set up in Wallace.
Vanessa: You're a dormy?
Chris: Yeeeeeeeeeeah.
Vanessa: I'm tired....nevermind.
Vanessa: Yeah dawg, where you be?
Chris: I have a set up in Wallace.
Vanessa: You're a dormy?
Chris: Yeeeeeeeeeeah.
Vanessa: I'm tired....nevermind.
by Thirsty Kyrsti March 7, 2010
Get the dormy mug.Another word for hell hole. Basically, a prison that most colleges will force you to live in (usually up to 2 years) with a roommate. You mostly certainly will have to endure a crap ton of bullshit from that roommate during between that duration. The roommate may at first seem like a nice guy, but eventually, he'll end up becoming another arrogant prick and/or annoying pain in the ass that you'll can't even stand. Some college will allow you to live alone, but at an even more expensive price. Dorm life usually consist of booze drinking, drugs, sex, rape, occasional fighting, loud noises or commotions, vandalism (for some), pranks, and dealing with some weirdo dorks. If you're a guy or girl who wants to keep everything to him/herself, that's nearly impossible. The lack of privacy is horrendous and notorious, no matter where you are. There's barely any space for you to store or use your stuff, which explains why the average dorm rooms are a cluttered mess.
For those of you that just want to watch online TV, browse the web, do any online homework, MMOs, video games, or social media, the dorm room is a hell experience. Internet bandwidth is constantly terrible, since most dorm people will be using the internet to watch and download a shit ton of porn. Worst part is, you are forced to use the college wifi network, no VPN or proxies allowed. So the moment you connect, be prepared for hair-pulling annoying lag.
For those of you that just want to watch online TV, browse the web, do any online homework, MMOs, video games, or social media, the dorm room is a hell experience. Internet bandwidth is constantly terrible, since most dorm people will be using the internet to watch and download a shit ton of porn. Worst part is, you are forced to use the college wifi network, no VPN or proxies allowed. So the moment you connect, be prepared for hair-pulling annoying lag.
dorms are prison.
by xacolmah February 16, 2015
Get the dorms mug.Tragically and almost perpetually unattached people that hang out in the lobbies or front steps of college or boarding school dorms waiting for a breakup or someone desparate, drunk, or pathetic, to fall dead (or single) and they swoop down to try to score on the remnants. these people know they are a rebound date, that is what they live for. Either sex can be a dorm buzzard. Dorm Buzzards are generally the same people that were dateless throughout high school and are usually unattractive in some way.
I'd like to go out, but at this short notice all I could get is a Dorm Buzzard. I'd rather do homework than that.
by Watchcow January 5, 2005
Get the Dorm Buzzard mug.Someone who's really nice, kind, generous and sweet; often also smart and funny. They can be outgoing and extroverted, but still allow certain/most people to walk all over them.
They are dedicated friends and partners, and infallibly there for anyone who needs them with advice, support, money, homework to be copied, and expect nothing in return.
They desperately wish one day that someone will call them a friend and mean it, but for now they are happy to be a friend to everyone else no matter what the personal cost.
They actually LIKE to be used, because at least it means they are needed in some small way.
People might see being a doormat as a sad and pathetic existence, but doormats are generally content with their standing.
They are dedicated friends and partners, and infallibly there for anyone who needs them with advice, support, money, homework to be copied, and expect nothing in return.
They desperately wish one day that someone will call them a friend and mean it, but for now they are happy to be a friend to everyone else no matter what the personal cost.
They actually LIKE to be used, because at least it means they are needed in some small way.
People might see being a doormat as a sad and pathetic existence, but doormats are generally content with their standing.
"Alice, you're such a doormat- you let us walk all over you!"
"I don't mind, really. I'm your friend and I just want to be here for you"
"I don't mind, really. I'm your friend and I just want to be here for you"
by doormat-and-content September 20, 2012
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