the devil doesn’t bargain

a phrase that means never get back together with your ex

the devil doesn’t bargain

your ex will only break your heart again

Jenna: i wanna get back together with ryan
Jenna friend: no don’t do it, remember the devil doesn’t bargain, it will only be bad again

by stay single 4 life June 13, 2022

Desiigner

You like most of his songs, especially right when they dropped. Only problem is you don't know what the hell he's saying the majority of the time!

You hear Desiigner's Panda? Don't understand anything but I heard the word panda every now and then!

by WingerRK August 19, 2016

Solo on the Devil's Clarinet

The PC Christian term for male masturbation, as referenced in American Dad.

Stan: Not once have I played a solo on the Devil's Clarinet.

by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009

Devil's Dance

When two or more people are having sex and you can hear/sense it.

Jack: Do you hear that noise?
Andrew: Oh that's just Nick and Casey doing the Devil's Dance

by Lotteryinmypants March 31, 2015

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

never bet the devil your head

1)poe story of uncommon wit
2)common sensical, seemingly unnecessary advice that george bush (and by extension his many victims) might have benefited from had it ever been recommended to him.

george bush; he tried to kill my daddy, let's git us some evil doers dead or alive!
any one with a brain; never bet the devil your head, george.

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

The devil’s tango

Sex

Mom:Omg! Me and your father had the devil’s tango last night
Daughter: Omg mom wtf thats gross

by Hippos&Hippies January 27, 2019