deploying flashbang

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018

Deployment Driven Down Syndrome

A neurological disorder generally presenting itself in males aged 18-40 as a result of deploying to environments that are so hot the brain cooks inside of a helmet that is bombarded by high frequency radio waves and X-ray radiation while simultaneously trying to figure out exactly what the mission is. The people who are handicapped by this syndrome return noticably impaired in both mental and physical capabilities.

My uncle has Deployment Driven Down Syndrome (DDDS). He spent 9 months looking at the same patch of desert for 8 hours a day during OSS while running a backscatter.

by The Cap N' August 21, 2023

Deploy Defend Defile

Deploy Defend Defile. A dark bastardization of the Deny Defend Depose phrase started in the murky corners of 4chan and other memeboards. Deploy and track down the waifu. Defend the waifu from other possible coomers. Defile the waifu so that no one else will want her.
This is why I hate the internet.

Deploy Defend Defile. No one else can have her.

by Desquare April 19, 2025

deploytard

A person who deploys meme coins for a living

he's a deploytard

by pseudonymk December 8, 2025

A Deployed soilder

Inserting a shot glass in a women's vagina and pouring vodka in it and putting salt on the ass and licking it before you take a shot.

It's for a deployed soilder

by ToeSucker99 March 18, 2017

Cardiac deployed

Daddy pulse

Pulse and doc together in a relationship (cardiac deployed)

by Pulsedoc March 31, 2023

Decoy deploy

A type of revenge kill in a multiplayer video game where one is killed by another, but said person who was killed respawns right next to their killer, who then proceeds to kill them.

The name comes from a tool on Roblox, which has the same name, which allows the player with the tool equipped to spawn a duplicate of their avatar to trick enemies into killing the duplicate instead of you.

Person A kills Person B in an online game, then Person A says:
"ez"

Person B, luckily, spawns next to Person A completely at random and kills him, Person B then says:
"Decoy deploy."

by Bonegod February 6, 2024