Tom DeLonge, born on December 13th 1975, is a founding member of the bands blink-182, box car racer and angels and airwaves. He grew up in Poway, CA. Tom believes strongly in aliens--very strongly--and bought a computer for the soul purpose of looking up alien websites. He believes he was abducted and anally probed .. on purpose. His stage nickname is "Hott Pants." He's married (unfortunately) to his highschool sweetheart, Jen Jenkins and they have a daughter named Ava. He married Jen on May 26, 2001 after proposing to her while she was sleeping on their tour bus. He currently lives in Encinitis, CA. He was introduced to his best friend, Mark Hoppus, by Mark's sister Anne who wrote the book, "Tales From Beneath Your Mom," about her brother's band. Tom costarred in the movies The Urethra Chronicles 1 and 2 and made a guest appearence, along with band members, Travis Barker and Mark Hoppus, in American Pie. In high school he was kicked out for being drunk at a highschool basketball (possibly football) game. He was forced to go to Rancho Bernardo High. He was later admitted back into his high school and was voted prom king, which angered his school's officials greatly. The song "Dick Lips" was written about this event. Blink-182 is currently on hiatus since 2005 to "spend more time with their families", but Box Car Racer broke up one year after their first album "Box Car Racer" because Travis and Tom were both in the band and Mark felt alienated. Tom didn't want his best friend to feel this way, so the band split up and their website, boxcarracer.com was taken down. It has since then been put back up and the Angels and Airwaves first CD is expected out soon. A blink's greatest hits album is also expected out soon. Blink was the original name of blink-182 because Tom likes short verbs. But, they were sued by an Irish techno band also called blink and though many rumors were made for the reason of the "182" it is in fact just a random number to avoid law suit. Blink's produced the following CDs: Flyswatter, Buddha, Cheshire Cat, Dude Ranch, Enema of the State, The Mark Tom and Travis Show, Take Off Your Pants and Jacket, and blink-182/self-titled/untitled. Aside from being a big gross pervert with his buddies, Tom is the sexiest man on earth and the funniest and best guitarist and singer in the world. I have been inspired by him and all of his bands (of course ... that's why i know this much by heart!!) and I will always love him.
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(a) a common form of slavery around the world
(b) a company that picks already lifeless, boring, backstabbing new grads so they can fit easier into deloitte's culture
(c) a place where nerdy unattractive men and women call their home because they have forgotten what home looks like due to working too hard
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He would fit well in Deloitte. He's smart, doesn't have fashion style, and he's a backstabbing son of a gun.
Therapist: What's seems to be the problem?
Patient: I work at Deloitte
Therapist: Oh...this IS serious!
He would fit well in Deloitte. He's smart, doesn't have fashion style, and he's a backstabbing son of a gun.
Therapist: What's seems to be the problem?
Patient: I work at Deloitte
Therapist: Oh...this IS serious!
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At first the project was going full-steam ahead, but after the scope changes I felt our consultants were just deloittering around.
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These partners make broad generalizations about the younger members of their company's work force who happen to have negative opinions about the lifestyle they were thrown into upon signing their offer letters. They support these generalizations by throwing about unsubstantiated facts and figures (see the "20-30%" comment and the "daddy" reference in definition 2. above) and whining to anyone who will listen that they can't figure out how to keep talented accountants.
Further proof of the fact that those at the partnership level are out of synch with those who actually do their grunt work lies in the partners' belief that the audit staff members are unable to admit to themselves that they made a mistake in choosing their profession. This is completely false. Every one of these so-called "over-achieving grads" will freely admit their mistake. But calling it a "mistake" isn't exactly fair, is it? It would be more truthful to say that they were "duped" into employment by way of empty promises, audit room war stories, and lucrative internships.
These partners continue to walk around with their heads in the clouds, making up fantastic stories to explain the parade of 3rd-, 4th-, and 5th-years walking out the Deloitte door each year. These made-up stories include, but are not limited to, impressive details about their workers desperately trying to impress "daddy", workers who didn't pay for college themselves, and workers who "do not yet realize the benefit of hard work." Again, see definition 2 above.
Deloitte staff auditors do realize the likely benefit of hard their work, and that is the crux of the problem. They know that rising stars will be rewarded with unreasonable expectations, longer hours, unhealthy lifestyles, divorces, and depression.
These partners make broad generalizations about the younger members of their company's work force who happen to have negative opinions about the lifestyle they were thrown into upon signing their offer letters. They support these generalizations by throwing about unsubstantiated facts and figures (see the "20-30%" comment and the "daddy" reference in definition 2. above) and whining to anyone who will listen that they can't figure out how to keep talented accountants.
Further proof of the fact that those at the partnership level are out of synch with those who actually do their grunt work lies in the partners' belief that the audit staff members are unable to admit to themselves that they made a mistake in choosing their profession. This is completely false. Every one of these so-called "over-achieving grads" will freely admit their mistake. But calling it a "mistake" isn't exactly fair, is it? It would be more truthful to say that they were "duped" into employment by way of empty promises, audit room war stories, and lucrative internships.
These partners continue to walk around with their heads in the clouds, making up fantastic stories to explain the parade of 3rd-, 4th-, and 5th-years walking out the Deloitte door each year. These made-up stories include, but are not limited to, impressive details about their workers desperately trying to impress "daddy", workers who didn't pay for college themselves, and workers who "do not yet realize the benefit of hard work." Again, see definition 2 above.
Deloitte staff auditors do realize the likely benefit of hard their work, and that is the crux of the problem. They know that rising stars will be rewarded with unreasonable expectations, longer hours, unhealthy lifestyles, divorces, and depression.
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