Hatch-date

The date by which surviving larvae in processed food will hatch. (Remember, the government regulations set thresholds below which insects and other contaminants are permitted in the food you eat in order to protect corporate profits.)

Processed food manufacturers presumably need know the hatch-date for their product, so they can set the "sell" by" or "use by" date at an earlier point in time. It may be viewed as better for business for you and your family to eat the food with bugs in it before they hatch so you don't know how contaminated it is.

Hatch-dates are not important for foods that are wet, pulverized, get embalmed in salt, or get sterilized by processing. You wouldn't recognize the contaminants, or at least they will not be crawling.

Hatch dates may be more critical for nuts and grains with a low degree of processing, such as oatmeal, chocolate covered nuts, etc.

All Grandma had to share with the kiddies were boxes of unopened fancy chocolate nuts, several years old. Each chocolate had a telltale pinhole showing where a newborn worm had escaped from its sweet lair, shortly after the hatch-date.

by The Milwaukee Merle November 1, 2013

later dates

A later date and time.
Mainly used as context in a sentence when leaving a conversation, or get together such as a goodbye.

Marco: I’ll catch you later man! Jesse: Later Dates bro!

by RixTime May 2, 2018

Mate Date

Going somewhere or doing something that would traditionally be considered a romantic or 'date-like' venue or event with someone who is a friend and you have no plans to be romantically involved with. Traditionally used to describe a female-male pairing

Tom and I had an awesome mate date, we went ice skating, went for dinner and had a stroll along the beach

by indierocknroller March 1, 2010

blonde date

A masturbation technique where you put a blonde wig on your jerking hand so it looks like a blonde is fellating you.

Bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?

Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.

by Otto Parts June 6, 2010

groundhog date

When one seems to go on the same date over and over again, with either the same person or with different people.

It was groundhog date again with george last night: dinner and drinks. I'm getting kinda sick of this routine.

by kds818 October 7, 2009

Fixed Blind Date

When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.

Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!

by HI IM JAKE March 7, 2011

datefriend

A gender-neutral term for girlfriend/boyfriend, usually used for people to refer to people they are dating who don't fit into the gender binary.

Im going to the movies with my datefriend later, and we're going to zir house afterwards.

by mahouminuki February 14, 2014