danglin'

to be hanging out, or to be avoiding work or physical activity

My coworker is just danglin' around and is not helping me.

by Bubba B April 20, 2006

Dangling Susan

A turd that won’t come off your butt even with a fair amount of wiggling.

Also see dingleberry and lady in waiting

I’ll be right out I have a dangling Susan.

by Thomit January 9, 2019

dangin

A pompous prick who thinks he/she is better than other people when infact he/she is in the gutter with his/her life. Known widely for including gay porn in phrases

wtf yor such a dangin i dont want your big issue how dare you comment on my shoes daniel lodge your a fin hobo

by Jamie Self September 28, 2009

20 pounds of dangling fury

a large penis

a long penis

last night i had to slap a hoe with my 20 pounds of dangling fury.

by daddybignuts_2000 January 12, 2010

Danglin Roger

The act of attaching a circular weight on your ball sack in hopes of stretching it.

Guy 1: Can you set up my danglin roger?

Guy2: Yes. No homo.

by burnsbras August 30, 2009

dangling deuce

A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.

I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.

by fudgedragon November 19, 2010

dangling mass

The large mass of fat that develops in the taint of heavily overweight people that, when at full growth potential, can be impressively larger, or sometimes mistaken for ones member. Especially while wearing a spandex one piece dancing to Beyonce.

Did you see that guys dangling mass flopping around while he danced to Beyonce?

by RustyMidgetLeader777 December 1, 2016