Crunchin

A military person who's beret is so FUBAR that is resembles captain crunch.

Person #1: Aye bro, you see Sergeant Halim's beret..

Person #2: Yeah, that dudes crunchin

by PFC Unknown March 13, 2009

crunched myself

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

bung crunchie

A particularly dried dingleberry or buttnoid, often grafted firmly to the rimhairs surrounding the anus

Dave picked and picked at the bung crunchie until successfully removing it along with the majority of his rimhairs. He then skifted his friend, Will.

by Rondo August 30, 2006

mud crunchers

Another term for infantry.

Sgt.Random:Basicaly, we're mud crunchers.

Recruit:come again?

*boots the recruits face

Sgt.Random:where's the "sir"?

by sir mix-alot September 1, 2007

taco-cruncher

taco-cruncher or tacocruncher is a slur towards hispanics or people who are half hispanic.

White Man: Yoo what's up my taco-cruncher!!

Hispanic Man: Yoo shut the fuck up, gringo!!!

by KillYourselfKYS June 6, 2023

crack a crunch

Take a shit.

Man, I gotta crack a crunch.

Don't go in there, I just cracked a crunch.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

crunchy mama

Mother who supports homebirth, breastfeeding, baby wearing, cloth diapering, co-sleeping, gentle discipline, etc. One who questions established medical authority; tends to be vegetarian and/or prepare all-organic foods. See crunchy and hippie.

That crunchy mama is breastfeeding in public again!

by KTD August 22, 2005