by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003
by juelz October 25, 2005
To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.
My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.
by New York Bunny March 24, 2014
Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.
Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.
I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.
I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2018
by Gay or european? November 27, 2017
When you express your disbelief in what someone is saying and you believe it to believe false, or an outright lie, and it is presented to you as if it were real or totally the opposite as if it were correct or good for you. Three words often associated with what the United States Government says about something, or what words are often spoken from of the president's mouth, or presidential candidates mouth, or any other government official attempting to convince you of something that is totally absurd and wrong or bad for you, not good. To indicate that someone is attempting to present to you an entire bucket full of defecation, excrement, or shit.
Examples of a crock of shit: “you can keep your doctor’s if you want”, “it is not going to cost any more tax money then you already pay”, “only citizens of the United States will be allowed to receive...”
by Billy BullSchitter August 06, 2016
To kick someone so hard up the ass whilst wearing sandals, that when the foot is removed it is covered in liquid shit.
by David Cameron 1973 May 20, 2018