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Crapenter

A worker of wood with little or no natural skill or art and neither near association of technique nor constitution that could be considered conducive towards the production of acceptable carpentry.
Mark, why are you such a piss poor, ginger, botch job of a crapenter?
by zebraboy777 September 15, 2010
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craphole

the equivalent of asshole: directed at a person who did something unfavorable
Nathan is acraphole.
by justin "jaye" overton May 14, 2005
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Crapshait

The compound version of the words crap and shit. Extreamly undesirable.
My english teacher gave me a bunch of crapshait to do -_-
by Cykon March 20, 2006
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crapheads

The Oklahoma state legislature, according to U.S. Representative and 2004 GOP Senatorial candidate Tom Coburn.
Actual transcript, I am not making this up:

COBURN: Look, economic development in southwest Oklahoma is a federal role. Do you really believe that?

MALE CONSTITUENT: To some extent, yes sir.

COBURN: Why?

MALE CONSTITUENT: Uh, because the development that we need is above our means.

COBURN: No it's not. It's because you have a bunch of crapheads in Oklahoma City that have killed the vision of anybody wanting to invest in Oklahoma.
by MarkusRTK October 16, 2004
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craphole

What makes Philadephia such a craphole is the people that live in it. The most obnoxious group of people that USA has to offer. The city alone competes with the entire state of New Jersey for being the arm pit of america.
by the truth 5775 January 7, 2012
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a crapella

1. when a person has the music on his/her player and the volume is at the maximum and that person is "singing" along to it LOUDLY and sounds absolutely horrible.

2. when a vocal group sings a capella and totlly sounds like shit.
1. my roomate Billy was outside our apartment on the steps during the evening. He was listening to a Heart album at max volume. As if that weren't enough he SANG along loudly to the loud music and it was so gawdawful bad the dogs down the block were all howling. I was inside watching cable TV and I had to turn it up. I still could hear his a crapella keening. YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

2. Billy was listening to Tschovsky's "1812 Overture" in the next room at - you guessed it - max volume. No lyrics here ment no a crapella this time around. Alright!

3. A relative of mine wanted to see Billy Graham at the stadium and asked me to go with him. I said OK. We went on a Wednesday night. I wished we could've gone the next evening but he didn't have the time off. So instead of seeing Johnny and June Carter Cash as the musical guests we had stomach this wimpymilquetoast a crapella group called 4HIM. Too pedestrian, too "adult contemporary", too "clean", just plain nauseating. Yeeeccchhh.

4. Huey Lewis and the News sometimes do do-wop and all 3 times I've seen them live they've done an a capella number or two. Take 6 is a good harmony group also. No a crapella here.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 24, 2010
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crapahoardium

A room in which people pile all of their nostalgic, unwanted crap; hoarder
The fourth bedroom has finally become a crapahoardium to the same level of the garage.
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