MarkusRTK's definitions

deaniac

A term for passionate supporters of Howard Dean, presidential candidate 2003-2004.

"Oh no, here comes a Deaniac."
"Vote Dean! Vote Dean!"

by MarkusRTK January 22, 2004

harsh

Unusually or overly cruel, referring either to specific actions or circumstances.

"So the teacher gave me a 35 in the class."
"Man, that's harsh!"

by MarkusRTK January 22, 2004

crapheads

The Oklahoma state legislature, according to U.S. Representative and 2004 GOP Senatorial candidate Tom Coburn.

Actual transcript, I am not making this up:

COBURN: Look, economic development in southwest Oklahoma is a federal role. Do you really believe that?

MALE CONSTITUENT: To some extent, yes sir.

COBURN: Why?

MALE CONSTITUENT: Uh, because the development that we need is above our means.

COBURN: No it's not. It's because you have a bunch of crapheads in Oklahoma City that have killed the vision of anybody wanting to invest in Oklahoma.

by MarkusRTK October 16, 2004

giver

A term of encouragement shouted while someone is attempting to do something requiring great strength or speed.

"I can't get this window open!"
"Come on, giver!"
"NNNNNAAAGH! Ha ha!"

by MarkusRTK January 22, 2004

Richard Nixon

A crook.

Also, President of the United States from 1969-1974. His accomplishments included officially recognizing China, keeping a steady hand on the economy, managing the war in Vietnam with a reasonable level of competence, and completely destroying Americans' faith in their political system for generations to come by having the balls to create a massive criminal surveillance infrastructure then desperately trying to cover it up while becoming the laughingstock of the media.

Also, said "Sock it to me" on Laugh-In once. That was cool.

"Hey look, it's Richard Nixon!"
"Boo!"

by MarkusRTK November 8, 2004

m'eh

An alternate spelling of the more common meh. Refers to apathy in any form, but most commonly when the subject is presented with a choice and has no preference. Often accompaied with a shrug of the shoulders.

"Would you like to vote for Bush or Gore?"
"M'eh."

by MarkusRTK January 22, 2004

sturgeon

A common North American fish.

"Bob, let me tell you something: About the only thing I can think of that would be less tolerable than another term under George Bush is - no, wait, I can think of a bunch of things, um... but... uh... one particular thing that I can think of that would be more tolerable... I mean less tolerable... no, more... no less - yeah, cause almost anything would be tolerable... like a lap dance... but, uh, one that would be less tolerable would be to be beaten repeatedly about the loins with a sturgeon."

by MarkusRTK February 12, 2004