Cosby Swab

Inserting one's penis rectally, and proceeding to rub the tip of one's phallus around female's lips in a swab-like fashion. Preferably while wearing a thick, goofy, uncoordinated sweater while holding a sandwich, to emphasize the Cosby effect.

The green/brown shade of her upper lips indicated to me she was an expert in the art of the Cosby Swab. She made me drop my hoagie.

by drphilsboner February 23, 2009

Cosby kids

Or simply The Cosbys, used as a euphemism for shit. Often in conjunction with a similar euphemism for toilet - the pool

I'll be back in a bit, gotta drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

cosby b

aka cardi b, stems from the fact that she used to drug people like bill cosby

omg i think shes gonna pull a cosby b on him

by Coolboygj August 14, 2020

Dirty Cosby

Bill

I turned on he tv and much to my horror there was the Dirty Cosby!

by Pfc. Snowball October 18, 2008

cosby gobbler

A female, typically caucasian and overweight, that goes to nightclubs trolling for big black dick.

Dude brah, I walked downtown by the Royal last night and I swear, every bitch at the door was a stank-ass cosby gobbler.

by Crapachi December 12, 2012

Cosby Chandler

Named after the demon spawned from the lovemaking of Bill Cosby and Chris-Chan, the Cosby Chandler is the act of slipping a roofie into an elderly woman's orange cream soda and God knows what happens next.

This act is so vile, legend has it that you'll face the combined sentences of both Bill Cosby and Chris-Chan. You will meet Cosby Chandler himself as he dwells in your cell, spouting nonsense about Fat Albertichu the Hedgehog and pickle-flavored puddin' pops to no end as you die from sheer brain rot. This is only if you're lucky enough to not develop dementia and accept his creepy concoctions.

Never allow Cosby Chandler in a geriatric home. He serves the grossest drinks with the most vile intentions.

by I EAT BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST September 12, 2021

Bill Cosby

When you slip a sedative drug into an attractive girl’s drink, and then proceed f*ck her when she’s unconscious. In order to fully Bill Cosby though you have to do this multiple times, and when they accuse you, deny it all.

Dude, I think that Kaden just Bill Cosby’d 5 girls last night, and he’s acting as if none of that ever happened.

by UnkownWolf June 10, 2018