go commit die

1. an ironic catch phrase on roblox

2. a catch phrase that is very stupid and the enemy will give up (unlike no u)

Me: lol i splashed the ball first idiot
someone: go commit die

by imp fuck2 September 23, 2018

Go commit deathpacito

When u need to kill yourself you should go commit deathpacito xdddddddd

Person 1: i like to play Fortnite1!111!!!11!!11!1!111
Person 2: Go commit deathpacito

by Gobsterattack November 21, 2018

committing mass genocide

Something a guy says to discretely say that he is masturbating. He is killing hundreds of millions of sperm.

Girl "wyd

Guy "committing mass genocide"

Girl "can I help?"

by Hiiam_larry October 29, 2021

Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self Deletus!

A Harry Potter spell created by Voldemort. When performed on somebody it will force the unlucky victim to commit suicide. It was created when Voldemort was so bored of Avada Kedavra and the other unforgivable curses that he created it. When casting the curse you wave your wand in a V to make it work. It takes much training and experience to do it properly.

Voldemort at Harry: Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self Deletus!
*Harry does Avada Kedavra on himself*

by Mr OceMcCool October 31, 2019

Super Committee

Ironic slang for a committee formed to have lots of meetings, get nothing done, and ultimately defer a problem. Often created as a delay tactic when members of an organization are more concerned with preserving their own standing than working towards the greater good.

John: Our problems seem so easy to solve if both sides compromise. It's just basic common sense.
Sally: Don't be so sure. The people in charge just formed a Super Committee.
John: I guess I'll keep reading Sartre.

by Concerned Citizen 2012 November 21, 2011

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

A group of girls with very small boobs

Anya is not part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee; Alex on the other hand, is.

by stef May 6, 2003

Commitmentphobe

One who cannot or will not commit to anyone in any given relationship, although they make sounds to the contrary. It is what happens when the player tries to "settle down" and moves into serial monogamy.

Bill told Sandra she is "the one" for her birthday, again. He's done that 7 of the last 9 years they have been together but never pops the question; he's such a commitmentphobe.

by FriarPablo December 9, 2005