Fire Spirit cookie

Best cookie in cookie run!! That’s a fact everybody agrees, they should.

Fire spirit cookie is best cookie

by firespiritcookie March 17, 2021

But the cookies

A phrase that was used in the Christmas EP (Go buy on iTunes/Google music)by Corbyn Besson.

"But the cookies"-Corbyn Besson

by LimeLightSeavey March 2, 2018

Cookie Dough

A completely delicious substance that society prohibits us to bring to gatherings raw, so we are forced to bake it, therefore decreasing its deliciousness

Person 1: Cookie dough is far better than baked cookies
Person 2: Damn straight

by ........................................................ February 2, 2008

dollar store cookies

the cheap gift a deadbeat dad gives his kids on his rare visits and the kids think he is a hero

My ex shows up after eight months with dollar store cookies for my son's birthday and his face lights up like he bought him a new bike.

by catwoman64 June 28, 2011

cookie

a food

i want a cookie

by sharks28 October 25, 2016

cookie brain

When you eat lots of cookies of too many varieties, and thus require the use of reserve brain power to process said cookies

Person 1: i don't know i just say things, particularly now in my compromised mental state.

Person 2: sleep dep?

Person 1: in addition to cookie brain.

by Zipline Pro December 16, 2010

Want a cookie?

Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.

Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday.
Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?

by danthaman15 June 22, 2009