An extremely rough and competitive gang bang or gang rape. Can involve an overweight or unattractive woman but not technically required.
As a competition it is scored loosely by the other participants. Rating each other on technique, creativity, duration, amplitude, modulation, depravity and unnecessary roughness.
As a competition it is scored loosely by the other participants. Rating each other on technique, creativity, duration, amplitude, modulation, depravity and unnecessary roughness.
It was clear to the members of the Omega Sigma Tau outlaw Bike Gang and tea society that MaryLou had agreed to to be the playing field for a pig fucking contest when she chose to drink the beer with the roofy in it.
by Phineas T June 28, 2009
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"Dude! You are my Brah, Dude!"
by Let-The-Surf-Shine-In April 14, 2004
Get the dude brah contest mug.1. a dispute that's a matter of one side's claims or bluster against the other's; a word feud; bickering; belly bumping. Contrary to some definitions, women are quite capable of(although usually less inclined to) "hold their own" in a pissing contest, which could morph into a shirt-shredding cat fight
2. many of the pointless definitions at this site that every one over the age of 8 already knows the meaning of
2. many of the pointless definitions at this site that every one over the age of 8 already knows the meaning of
by mandingoe June 8, 2004
Get the pissing contest mug.When a man or a woman appears hotter because of the context he/she is viewed in. When the context is remove the person may appear less attractive.
Examples include:
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Examples include:
Cheerleaders
Firefighters
Stippers
Guy Number 1: Dude that girl's smokin'
Guy Number 2: Dude it's only contextual hotness, trust me i've seen her out of the uniform, shes ugly upclose.
Guy Number 2: Dude it's only contextual hotness, trust me i've seen her out of the uniform, shes ugly upclose.
by supernerdpp August 5, 2010
Get the Contextual Hotness mug.The art of finding the ugliest looking females (or munts) on Myspace, saving the links and then trading the links off against another player, a la Top Trumps. Usually played over an instant messaging service like MSN Messenger.
The two players are given a certain amount of time (usually one hour) to find five random pictures of munts each on Myspace by any means necessary. The only rules are that it must be a different munt each time and that the picture must be full size - i.e a profile picture on a profile set to private is not enough. These links are then usually saved onto a Notepad or Wordpad document for ease of copy and pasting into an IM window later.
Once the time is up, the players go head to head with their pictures, and out of fairness, the player who starts first will show their second picture second and then their third picture first etc.
A decision is then made by the contestants after each turn, unless the players can't agree, in which case, a neutral third party gets the casting vote. Whoever has the muntiest picture for that round wins and gets one point. The rules for how munty a munt is aren't clear, but in general, odder looking munts usually prevail over ones who are clinically obese.
The first to three points wins, but the game continues until all pictures are shown for posterity.
The two players are given a certain amount of time (usually one hour) to find five random pictures of munts each on Myspace by any means necessary. The only rules are that it must be a different munt each time and that the picture must be full size - i.e a profile picture on a profile set to private is not enough. These links are then usually saved onto a Notepad or Wordpad document for ease of copy and pasting into an IM window later.
Once the time is up, the players go head to head with their pictures, and out of fairness, the player who starts first will show their second picture second and then their third picture first etc.
A decision is then made by the contestants after each turn, unless the players can't agree, in which case, a neutral third party gets the casting vote. Whoever has the muntiest picture for that round wins and gets one point. The rules for how munty a munt is aren't clear, but in general, odder looking munts usually prevail over ones who are clinically obese.
The first to three points wins, but the game continues until all pictures are shown for posterity.
by thrashduck October 25, 2009
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Get the pity contest mug.Dícese de la amistad que se activa solo bajo ciertas circunstancias. Un ejemplo de amigo contextual sería aquella persona con la que relacionas solo cuando vuelves a tu pueblo, pero que el resto del año pero la relación no existe.
- ¿Hablas mucho con ese tío que conociste en el gimnasio?
- Qué va. Lo nuestro es más bien una amistad contextual, solo hablamos en el gimnasio.
- Qué va. Lo nuestro es más bien una amistad contextual, solo hablamos en el gimnasio.
by Mindblower March 18, 2016
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