Australian 1- “Oi, are drinking that dirty bean water again? Whats the bugger called, coffee?”
Australian 2- “Crike mate, sorry. I’ll have a mug of watered down leaves instead.”
Australian 2- “Crike mate, sorry. I’ll have a mug of watered down leaves instead.”
by Dongleicious April 30, 2019
Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.
'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'
by Granny pig June 09, 2021
by me January 03, 2004
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
by bloodypixy December 06, 2017
Hmmmm
Coffee ?
Tried that last week ..
On the off chance ..
Kinda like daring fate but on my terms ..
But that can only be in one’s head surely? ;)
This week less options on days ..
A time, a place ?
Lol fine … Thursday morning, maybe 10ish I might grab coffee .. and sit in … briefly …
My only haunt …
You should know it
Oh .. who knows .. maybe I happened to bump into you, I’d offer to buy you one .. or whatever your fancy …
Haha strangely went past the pub and thought hmmm maybe we’d even grab a drink there one day ..
This optimism will not last… :D
Must of been a good day ..
Coffee ?
Tried that last week ..
On the off chance ..
Kinda like daring fate but on my terms ..
But that can only be in one’s head surely? ;)
This week less options on days ..
A time, a place ?
Lol fine … Thursday morning, maybe 10ish I might grab coffee .. and sit in … briefly …
My only haunt …
You should know it
Oh .. who knows .. maybe I happened to bump into you, I’d offer to buy you one .. or whatever your fancy …
Haha strangely went past the pub and thought hmmm maybe we’d even grab a drink there one day ..
This optimism will not last… :D
Must of been a good day ..
Coffee ..
You wanted to know my likes and dislikes .. what makes me angry…
I think if really you and you pay attention you know all this already ..
For you the best bits will be what you don’t know .. surely ..
The kind of things ..
Like as you get to know someone ..
You wanted to know my likes and dislikes .. what makes me angry…
I think if really you and you pay attention you know all this already ..
For you the best bits will be what you don’t know .. surely ..
The kind of things ..
Like as you get to know someone ..
by LetsTalkAboutX May 01, 2023
also known as satanist poop it was invented in 4000bc by a satanist cult in ethopia. also known as poofee cause no one likes fees sp thats an insult and were also calling it poop. don´t drink this satanist potion it is actually made out of human feces.
tyler:kirbo dont drink the evil poofee!
kirbo:thanks for helping me stay gods fav kid. now i wont ever drink the feces of satanists again pulled from the toilests found in the church of satan known as satanist coffee
kirbo:thanks for helping me stay gods fav kid. now i wont ever drink the feces of satanists again pulled from the toilests found in the church of satan known as satanist coffee
by Wiisportselisasuperfan January 02, 2021
Coffee is best used as an additive to substances like sugar and cream, but consumed in excess, ruins the flavour and experience of quality sugar.
by Person174920382263 December 17, 2010