The Bill Clinton of Marching Band

Harry George

“Harry George, you are the Bill Clinton of Marching Band” -D C

by Dryeye May 6, 2021

Client 9

The name that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was given in an FBI affidavit that detailed the operations of the prostitution ring, "The Emperor's Club."

"Yes, this is Client 9. I would like to send the money via mail, and have Kristen here by 5:30."

by moshimoshi3000 March 12, 2008

President Clinton

Former Governor of Arkansas elected 42nd President of the United States in 1992 defeating incumbent George H. W. Bush

President Clinton inherited a recession and massive deficits from the previous administration, but he restored the economy and fiscal responsibility all while under constant attack by the vast right-wing conspiracy. After two terms he left office with a record budget surplus.

by Mr.Juan-derful December 13, 2010

Clintonophobia

The fear of Hillary Clinton becoming president.

Jake:I think I still have Clintonophobia.
John:Your fear is irrational, Trump won.

by The Guy of Enlightenment November 29, 2016

clinter

To give large amounts of wine to a female with the intent of initiating sexy times later in the evening.

I gave her the glass that holds a full bottle, so later on she'll be good to go. Ahhh, the ol' clinter!

by Hellabearded July 13, 2016

Shrillary Rodham Clinton

The pain caused by the incessant whining and screaming of this woman has got to be second only to having your eye sockets rimmed out with a malfunctioing Dremel MotoTool. Quite possibly there is no other person on earth filled with such hate and vitriol. Oh, and this demon sent from Hell wants to be President.

After having to put up with hearing Shrillary Rodham Clinton rage on and on over how she is against the Military action in Iraq, I had to have a pint of blood drained from each of my ears. What a hypocrite!

by Tiberius1701 September 14, 2008

Clint Eastwood

While having sex, you stop and say to the woman; "You have to ask yourself one question. 'Do i feel lucky?'" Then you proceed to bust a load on the woman, either blinding or straight up killing her, then bend forward and blow the extra semen off your weiner like smoke out of the barrel of a pistol. Then walk slowly off into the sunset.

There has only been one recorded case of someone administering a Clint Eastwood. It was Clint Eastwood himself. He was good, she was bad, and it was ugly.

by Crazy Samost January 21, 2009