Clarking

Being in a state of such utter intoxication, that you are a mere heartbeat away from overdosing. Usually involves complete unresponsiveness, lazy eyes and/or extreme nodding out.

A: "check out travis over there!"
B: "i know! he's clarking hard and he spilled bong water all over!"

by grunderpump July 2, 2011

CLARKING

Clarking is when you take two fingers and use them as an ass didlo.

Mrs Clark do you know what clarking is?

Did you see Jeffery clarking himself in the Atrium?

by eppes November 7, 2008

clarking

having sex with a woman and her daughters (named after former British member of parliament Alan Clark who revealed that he had slept with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African judge, and both of their daughters)

That Woody Allen was the first public figure discovered clarking

by British booty May 5, 2011

clarking

When a beer pong player accidentally swats a beer cup on the ground during a game of beer pong. Named after Clark who sent a cup flying 5 feet, hence the name clarking.

Why did he swat the cup on the ground during game, the ball wasn't even close! Also why is he dressed like a toe? Now that is clarking!

by hahahahhahhahahhaha November 2, 2013

clankin

To be drinking two beers (bottles) at once. Makes for a clankin' sound when ur drunk enough or just can't handle holding two bottles. Also known as "double fisting."

Jimmy was clankin' so hard last night he passed out in a registered sex offender's house.

by KylE757 January 20, 2009

clankin

When you have more than one strap.
One or more weaponson you at a time.

let them b***** hate im clankin.

dont get smart with him "he's clankin"

by Teagan 804 August 17, 2008

Classing

classing is a way in which people are put into catergories, for example social classing where people are put into groups such as chav, emo, grunge and so on the only reason people are put into these catergories most of the time is because of who they decide to spend their time with.

however people class other people as a way to belittle them as no one can be put into a class because people should be seen as individuals and majority of the time people who class others are arrogant fools and do not understand the concept of individuality.

being an individual is a good thing as it shows that people have their own mind and therefore should not be classed due to them having their own minds, it is their life and therefore should not be judged or classed on how they choose to live it.

classing Arrogant fools

by LaLa-JJ December 9, 2011