choozer

A choozer is generally someone in the process of selecting, comparing, and choosing a product before it's purchase and subsequent use.

Most commonly used in reference to the UK mobile phone and motor car comparison site, www.choozer.co.uk

John is on choozer to find a new Android phone.

by arbexo November 24, 2011

Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.

by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019

Croomer

When someone is cringe and Boomer at the same time.

Oh mom, that's so cringe. F*****g Croomer!!

by Finaldesert6826 June 26, 2020

chomer

a large fat smackin vape device. the combination of domer (another word to describe vapes) and chode

yo dude pass the chomer

by binkobinkobinko August 24, 2023

Dr Coomer

Gordon's companion

Gordon: Hey Dr Coomer. Coomer: Ah, Hello Gordon!

by retrooookichy January 2, 2023

Coomer

Someone who is excessively horny all the time. The definition isn't taken to literally.

Stop being a coomer Joe

by ElBarden April 5, 2020

Coomer

A perverted individual that tends to preform or support sexual activities done by themselves, others or both in a unmoral standard.

The man asks to have sex with any person in any manner, such a filthy Coomer!

by GrandDadio May 27, 2020