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Chookineering

To do a job in the most dodgy way possibly known to mankind.
Did you see old mate the sparky Chookineering that wiring, I wouldn't be surprised if he lit up like a Christmas Tree before he has finished.

I chookineered the new turbo on the Mazda, only ended up with 8 stitches.
by DodgyBros January 12, 2023
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Choklit

Chocolate was invented in the early 1700s by Dr. chocolate. In 2023 Dr Chocolate discovered that chocolate could be reverse engineered to give eternal life and this was proved by the long life of Dr. Chocolate. Unfortunately this did not come without its drawbacks. At the age of 323 Dr. Chocolate's maturity levels dropped significantly to the point he was unable to continue his research and perfect Choklit.

Thankfully during his long life he was able to have a child with his late Wife named Mrs Chaka Chocolate. Their daughter was named Coco Chocolate. Before Dr. Chocolate's maturity levels where deemed suspicious he was fortunately able to teach Coco Chocolate everything she needed to know in regards to developing and perfecting Choklit.

To this day, research continues into Choklit, making sure its side effects are not spread amongst its consumers, to make sure her fathers fate was not continued into society. Dr Chocolate monitors Coco's research carefully, when he's not playing with bubble wrap in his office.
"do you want some choklit?"
"no i'll be too silly"
"try normal chocolate then"
"ok, thanks pet"
by Nick & Mike's Flame Throwers November 12, 2023
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chookings

May refer to:
• a synonym for Christmas stockings
delicious recipes
I cooked up the chook with a look that took the chooked brook cook to hang the chookings on the hook. So the chooked brook cook took the chookings and hooked them up near the unchooked book shelf full of chooked books.
by bluestinger66 July 10, 2024
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Chookie

He wanted my Chookie
by Chookiechahca March 13, 2025
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Cookling

Laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair and bonk your head on the floor
oh my God Sarah just fell on a banana peel! I'm cookling so hard right now!
by P1xie (ft tungsten) May 21, 2025
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Chooklets

The subproduct of when BimpChooks is neutralized, creating 6 or 7 "Chooklets" which act as speed demons, quickly slapping you and running off which effectively showcasing the doppler effect only to turn around and repeat until you yourself are neutralized..
Great, we killed BimpChooks, but now we need to stay vigilant of those damn Chooklets!
by Paringade November 25, 2025
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