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Chanking

Watching your dog eat vomit was straight up chanking
by Lazyrays October 26, 2017
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Chunking

To be chunked; a chunker; chunkmeister

Chunking is the act of shitting for your friend/patient/random tramp by fisting said person in the rectum and pulling the shit out of them. The act may be considered one of generousity but it is sometimes necessay to go that extra mile for a friend.
Jim: "Hey Tom want to go Chunking later?"

Tom: "Sure, right after Hannah Montana, I have a mean ass chunker stuck in there."

Fred: "Yay!!!"
by HideandRun October 26, 2011
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Chunking

Going down on a girl who's minge is yeast infected.

In many cases, the girl will leave her knickers on for days/weeks in order to cultivate the infection.
I pulled her pants down and it was like someone had left meat out in the sun.

She wasn't left disappointed as some bloke was well into chunking, and he went down on her as though she had gold buried inside her
by Shingami July 2, 2008
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Chanking

Choking + Wanking

Having a Chank ... Chanking the chicken ...
"Charlie was cranky all day on account of a vigorous all night chanking session."

"Kill Bill fans were tonight shocked to hear of the horrific chanking death of David Carridine. Initial autopsy reports indicate that the movie star may have literally chanked his brains out."

"It's all TV dinners for me these days since the Mrs has discovered chanking!"
by big_heads June 16, 2009
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Chicking

(verb) The act of throwing hatched chickens at someones house.
ex 1.
"Hey dude, you hear about Jeff?"

"Yeah I heard he got chicked pretty badly, it took him two hours to clean it up."

ex 2.

"Man there's nothing to do in this damn town."

"Duuuude, lets smoke some weed then go chicking!"
by Lil Z The Prince January 16, 2012
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chincing the bean

- an expression.
when one:
a) knowingly or unknowingly cheats the system
b) slacks off
c) rips another off
Yo. You're chincing the bean.
Man did you see that guy cut me off? He really chinced the bean!
by LD28 November 3, 2010
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Chunking

Verb: to be actively fat. Not limited to a lifestyle of eating fatty foods or not exercising, but instead the entire state of being a fat person.
I am chunking so hard lately - I ate 2 double cheeseburgers for lunch this weekend and that was totally normal for me.
by snoopyab January 4, 2012
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