knuckle-children

Semen, especially when released by masturbation.

"Where exactly in the Bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room, while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player." -Peter Griffin

by helljin December 30, 2005

mind the step children

To pay attention to the testicles during the act of fellatio.

Did she mind the step children during the Lewinsky?

by numbnuts June 19, 2003

Netflix and children

The result of Netflix and chill

Netflix and chill leads to Netflix and children.

by sweatpantsandfries January 2, 2016

walking children in nature

A phrase coined by Rupaul's Drag Race contestant TaMMie Brown during Season 1's reunion episode. Turn off your goddamn computer and go walk children in nature.

"You all called me losers and I don't see you out there walking children in nature."--TaMMie Brown

by anxietyblogger May 19, 2014

Married With Children

Fox TV show that aired from 1987 to 1997. Co-created by a Black man, this groundbreaking, insanely funny cartoonish show put all of the other sitcoms to shame.

When it came to true comedy, MWC was deadly serious.

by Bem Suggs December 11, 2003

middle children of history

From Tyler Durden form Fight Club, by Chuck Palahnuik.

"We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us."

by Middle Children Of History May 11, 2007

Children's Aid

Those fucking sons of a bitches that take peoples children. Mostly when the child is safe and the parents are innocent, just to piss them off and make money for the society.

"Wheres your son?"
"Fucking Children's aid took him."
"bastards"

by Mikochan June 17, 2009