by Chanyla July 20, 2010
Get the catapulted mug.CATapult is a simple but yet very competitive game where you find a dead cat on the side of the street and grab a snow shovel, pick up the cat with it and compete with friends by flinging it down the street to see who can get the cat the furthest. You can easily spice up the game by adding rules on how you fling the cat with the shovel or what shovel you use. If you splatter the cat on the first fling the game is over and you win.
“*ring ring* hey tommy, do you wanna call up the rest of the boys and come down here and play CATapult, because I found a dead cat over here”
by KoreanFartGoblin February 22, 2020
Get the CATapult mug.whilst receiving oral pleasure, to apply pressure to the phallus in question and release on the said oral pleasurer\\\\\\\'s face...the catapult
\\\\\\\"I the catapulted that shit.\\\\\\\"
by el jake May 19, 2006
Get the the catapult mug.the act of cupping one's hand over the anus whilst releasing gas, followed by throwing or catapulting said gas into the face of an unexpected recipient so that they may enjoy it's scent up-close-and-personal.
As Jacob walked by his unsuspecting co-worker he fart catapulted him. The situation quickly escalated to a violent one.
by loudog3 May 5, 2011
Get the fart catapult mug.Technically, a half-cactus, half-octopus creature that lives part-time in the desert, and part-time in the ocean.
But it really means a man that you can't hold down because he's slippery and clever, and if you manage to catch him, you'll get pricked.
But it really means a man that you can't hold down because he's slippery and clever, and if you manage to catch him, you'll get pricked.
by Voguepanda September 8, 2005
Get the Cactapus mug.That was the best cactapus all day. My ass is refreshed. Ass=mine; a cactapus/octopus hybrid
"Look out for that giant cactapus in the water"
"Look out for that giant cactapus in the water"
by bread infection December 28, 2005
Get the cactapus mug.by katieandchans April 26, 2006
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