poo canal 

Often confused with shits creek, the poo canal is any body of water containing 73% fecal matter. In the poo canal you dont even start with a paddle.

Where Sanjay? He's snorkeling down the poo canal.

poo canal by Nick Chernish May 3, 2007

Lady Canal 

Slang term for the vagina. The canal in the female that receives the penis during copulation. Usage: capitalize like a place such as Des Moines or Kansas City.

I want to send my love boat into her Lady Canal.

Lady Canal by Lady Canal lover October 3, 2009

slut canal 

a whore's vagina

i can't believe that chick popped that ugly looking fucker out of here slut canal

slut canal by cowboy83 August 23, 2009

Panera Canal 

Eating your Panera bread bowl of soup, biting a face into it, sticking your dick in the mouth, and getting it refilled with soup.

It's been awhile for me, but I'm too dignified to beat my meat, guess I'm going down the Panera Canal tonight.

Panera Canal by Adrenaline guy May 11, 2019

Root Canal 

The red-light district of Venice

Dad: I met your Mother in Venice...
Son: (please don't say in the Root Canal!)
Dad: ..in an area called the Root Canal
Son: aaaahhhhhh faaarrrrrkkkk

Root Canal by Demi Wit October 20, 2006

Brown canal

Taking a shit in your companions nostril then blowing as hard as you can into the other nostril until the shit leave out of her mouth

Hey babe let’s get dirty, let’s make a brown canal

Brown canal by Useless Giant March 12, 2019

Running down the Eary Canal 

Squirting diarrhea into your sexual partners ear canal.

I couldn't hear for a week after he went "running down the Eary canal!"

Running down the Eary Canal by 6 Navarre Pillow Princesses September 18, 2014