hooptie bling

Hooptie + Bling Refers to extraneous, unnecessary, typically obnoxious accessories that far exceed the value of the vehicle in cost. Hooptie bling would include but is not limited to: $4000 wheels on a 1980 Honda Civic; $2500 in dash DVD player in a '95 GEO Metro; multi screen car audio video entertainment center with, in playstation and DVD changer installed in a $215 Ford Escort whose owner also felt overwhelming inclined to place a set of $4500 24 inch spinners on as well even though it barely runs and has a cardboard window held in place with staples and duct tape. Do not confuse hooptie bling with a vehicle that has been riced, although similar in stupidity, these two cultural phenomenons typical clash, as their respective enthusiasts do not agree on much more than the insatiable desire to spend thousands of dollars on useless junk for hoopties that barely run.

T Spent 37 months of McDonalds pay checks on hooptie bling so he could get a hoochie!

by Malagent May 24, 2006

hippy bling

Refers to large pieces of jewelry worn by hippys and or granolas; typically but not limited to glass pieces, crystals, shells, beads of different origins, usually warn on the neck on a piece of hemp or black cord. Usually, has spiritual but not religious meanings. multiple pieces can be worn together by either males or females.

"Did you check out his blue crystal? You mean his hippy bling?'

by Jessica DelVecchio January 27, 2008

blingafied

when something is given an upgrade from it's original status. Usually involving added diamonds, gold, platinum, silver, grillz which consist of these materials, etc.

"Check out that blingafied house right there!" "Yeah, I think it's Natalie's."

by davidP November 12, 2008

Bling Blap

Better than bling bling; more expensive.

"Dude, did you see the bling blap on that rapper? He had at least 12 gold and platinum chains around his neck!"

by KillahhCaityy January 19, 2009

bling free

One who is without need of flashy things to draw attention to oneself or to make oneself feel as if they are important.

Keepin it REALLY real.

bliggy has been Bling Free since 1976.

by bliggy August 25, 2004

Baby Bling

Celebrity babies adopted or conceived for publicity purposes.

Madonna headed to Africa to pick up some baby bling.

by Rob Bonner November 13, 2006

bling

flashy or gaudy jewelry, named for the sound generated when worn.

"Oh shit I forgot my bling!"

by iq December 2, 2002