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barf a buffet

This is a humorous expression when someone vomits a copious amount after, for example, spending an evening drinking and eating!
Gaaaawdd, Reggie went to the bathroom to barf a buffet!!!
by I, Wreckerrr June 7, 2021
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Buffet squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
by AfungusAmungus August 17, 2018
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Buffet Smell

The irrepressible musk that hangs heavy in the air around a buffet table, a pungent odour composed primarily of suitably aired scotch eggs, essentially meatless sausage rolls, pies of indiscernible filling, crisps inexplicably spread across a paper plate and cups of sugarless carbonated fruited pop, usually cherry flavoured. Can cause nausea, particularly when hungover.
'Jesus, I just got hit with the buffet smell when I walked in, I think I have to leave'

'What's with the rancid buffet smell in here?'

'Ian, can you eat your scotch eggs, sausage rolls and pickle pork pie somewhere else? It smells like a buffet in here.'
by ianettegubbins July 18, 2012
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Sex-Buffet

Any man who offers his body meat for the ladies to feast on
Despite mild narcolepsy, Popey was still able to be the Sex-Buffet all the ladies wanted to dine on
by Crapfromdastreet April 23, 2015
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Buffed

Used in the gaming community, it can be interchangeable with the word "strengthened".
The weapons in the game were too weak, so the programmers buffed them to appease the groaning game users.
by Good Gnus July 7, 2014
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Beffle

Me and My "Best Friend For Life" (BFFL = Beffle phonetically) came up with this term. Instead of calling each other BFF, we call each other Beffle. It gives us a word to call each other instead of just saying BFF.
"I'm so glad youre my beffle!"
by Raaahnahnah! August 19, 2009
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Buffear

The irrational fear an online video will buffer
I have some serious buffear, don't let this video catch up on me. Please, play all the way through.
by cam892 March 14, 2017
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