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Brochilling

The act of sticking a man's penis into another man's asshole and staying locked in the position for an amount of time varying on how much you two are bros.

Rules:
{The whole goal is to not be gay in doing the act, thus:}
There are only 2 positions: cowboy and reverse cowboy.
If you look into the other dudes eyes in the cowboy position, it is gay.
If you make a thrusting or any type of action in the lower abdomen, it is gay.
If you climax, it is gay. (pre-seminal fluids don't count)
If you talk to each other, it is not gay, unless you bitch or do something woman-like.
If you exchange love notes, it is gay.
If money exchanges hands, it is not gay under any circumstance.
Being a dedicated misogynist is encouraged.
Being a fag is accepted only if he does not break the rules.
Bro-rape is discouraged. To prevent this, use lubricant or vasoline for easier and less sore-enabling brochilling.
Dude, I think we need to brochill right now. I'm really depressed.

Brochilling's not gay bromo!
by anonymous98573 September 29, 2011
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broche

A douchy bro. See bro and douchebag.
This guy I know is a total broche
by pandandy June 16, 2011
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broh brah

An all-purpose interjection. Similar to "Dude!" at the beginning of a sentence. Used to introduce a sentence. Can be used in any and all situations depending on voice tone and inflection. Can also be used as a greeting. NOT a person.
-"Dude, my mom died!"
-(with sad inflection) "Broh, brah..."

"Dude, I won the lottery!!!"
-(with excited inflection) "Broh, brah!"

"Broh, brah! How goes it?"
by Cal and Matt December 7, 2004
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brophobia

A fear of "bros" and bro related concepts, social standings and other impacts on society caused by bros.
My brophobia began to act up after that show last night. There was enough jäger, fist pumping and disrespect towards the vibes of others to end the world!
by SeeKnowledge June 2, 2014
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biophysicist

girl#1: I want to save the world and I'm smart
girl#2: You should be a biophysicist
by Arkioss June 15, 2011
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Brochachoski

A form of saying bro which combines both "Brochacho" and "Broski".
Bro: Here's the answers to the math test.
Me: Thanks brochachoski <3.
by CHIC MAGNET December 18, 2019
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Bophedes

A roblox user who is an officer in the Imperium of Man group on ROBLOX owned by TheAnathema.
He has become LCM (Lord Commander Militant).
Among users of the group people began to joke about his username by saying "bophedes nuts" instead of "both of these nuts". Bophedes appears to think this is funny.
Person 1: Dark got nicknamed orangutan.
Person 2: Why did he get nicknamed this?
Person 1: Because Bophedes nuts said so!
by O_OO_OsusamogusO_OO_O December 13, 2021
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