Bloop

Portmanteau of blood and poop.

Dude, there is some serious bloop going on in this toilet.

by Fur Gots October 12, 2008

Bloop

The sound effect which is made at the moment of impact during that of a T-bagging session.

Blooper: "Yo dude, watch this watch this!!!" (ZZZip)... (Bloop) (Bloop) (Bloop)
Bloopee (Guy): (Eyes twitching, then slowly opening)... "AAAWWW man, what the fuck?!!!"

************** OR **************

Bloopee (Girl): "Oh yeah baby, yeah!!! Slam your sac all over my face!!!"
Blooper: (Bloop) (Bloop) (Bloop)!!!!!!!

by Michael Mougne December 28, 2005

Bloop

Bloop is the accompanying man-made sound effect heard at the time one throws a donkey punch and connects.

"oh, oh yeah, oh yeah BLAM! BLOOP!!!"

by Tom Thamuz September 2, 2003

Bloop

Somthing you say when you have nothing to say while on a call

Anyway, That's why i drove a truck.
Cool..........
Bloop.
Yea..

by Pointless Atoms Grouped April 20, 2022

Bloop

When you tell your girlfriend to blow you while you are pewping. A combination of the words blowjob and poop.

"Hey baby, get in here and give me a bloop."
"...you'll try anything once, huh? Well have you ever heard of a bloop?"

by hurtyballs July 29, 2008

Bloop

The act of inserting one or more fingers into your significant other/partner's asshole.

My boyfriend likes to bloop me during foreplay!

by Puma1023 March 17, 2011

bloop

a stocking cap, or Baseball cap not being fully worn, usually worn by african Americans. Sit on top of the head, but doesnt fall off

usually not fully around the head, if it is defying gravity your bloop is in full effect

TI: he is seen in many pictures wearin a "Bloop or Bloop hat"

in the Video "Bring Em Out" T.I is wearing a bloop

Jermany: Yo check out my bloop
Stefan: Damn yo bloop is in full effect
Jermany: shut up nigglet

by Stefanhizzle January 6, 2008