When you "bust a nut" onto a person's eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried semen.
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Get the bookazine mug.A fat bloated creature with transparent slimy flesh and a goofy smile. Loves bathing in expired fish sauce with a pinch of cockroach crisps. Diarrhea commonly chunky with clumps of purple liquid. Due to health problems, Bloobabies have 2 braincells that only knows the word "BLOOBABIE!" They all have serious diarrhea issues. Can gain up to 2000 pounds and pop their eyeballs out of their brain. Allergic to tummy-toast, lips will swole up like a helium balloon. In large quantities will be fatal.
"DORA, your new pet is pooping on the sofa again!" Tummy sighed.
Dora was no where to be found, he has gone to his secret candy stash.
"Dude, your Bloobabie is eating your tummy-toast!"
The Bloobabie squealed in pain as his flesh turns from green to maroon. His blood vessels stretch out and his lips were as fat as a plumpet. He screams leaving turds on the ground as his eyeballs popped out and his whole body started to grow. Bloobabie was a wopping 9 feet tall before he explodes into slimy bits. Tummy was traumatized, seeing all the flesh around Dora's furniture.
Dora was no where to be found, he has gone to his secret candy stash.
"Dude, your Bloobabie is eating your tummy-toast!"
The Bloobabie squealed in pain as his flesh turns from green to maroon. His blood vessels stretch out and his lips were as fat as a plumpet. He screams leaving turds on the ground as his eyeballs popped out and his whole body started to grow. Bloobabie was a wopping 9 feet tall before he explodes into slimy bits. Tummy was traumatized, seeing all the flesh around Dora's furniture.
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A girl can instigate a bitch blockade by ensuring that other girls don't go for the guy she's wheeling.
A girl can instigate a bitch blockade by ensuring that other girls don't go for the guy she's wheeling.
Girl 1-How dare you sit next to Esteban?
Girl 2 - Don't worry about it girl, I know you want it. I was just busting out the bitch blockade because that blonde across the table was eyeing him.
Girl 1 - Oh thanks sista.
Girl 2 - Don't worry about it girl, I know you want it. I was just busting out the bitch blockade because that blonde across the table was eyeing him.
Girl 1 - Oh thanks sista.
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