Blitzgrief

A very fast form of ground warfare supported by strategic air strikes that results in grief for all involved, even if victory is achieved. See also: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

After the blitzgrief in Iraq, the people in the US and the people in Iraq were all upset about the outcome.

by Mr_Shifty August 25, 2009

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Blitzcringe

Opposite of Blitzkrieg
A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss of attacking military personel and military tech in the beginning of the campaign. Which keeps mounting while your enemies completely trash your army and your state's reputation phisically and morally.

Putin: “How goes my victorious Blitzkrieg?”
Shoigu: “It’s been a Blitzcringe since the beginning.”

by Eugene Walles May 9, 2022

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blitzkreig

German for "lightning war", tactic used by the Nazis to conquer Europe from 1936 to 1940.

Lots of planes, lots of tanks, lots of troops. Ah, the blitzkreig.

by Shawn E. June 24, 2003

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Blitzkrieged

Getting absolutely shit blasted drunk, hindering the ability of any rational cognition.

Dude, you got blitzkrieged last night... you took a shit in a McDonald's bag and tried to make us eat it. When we wouldn't, you fucking smeared it on your face.

by Skelly T Michaels February 19, 2010

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