Blitzkrieg

verb; to conquer race with extreme speed, strength, power and good looks.

oh wow, look at that, Paul and Greg totally Blitzkrieg-ed the FUCK out of that race.

by gregomyeggo October 20, 2012

Blitzkrieg?

this is a fatass nigga who loves fucking hispanic boys. he cant repect hopping on the meat.. (likes trans boys)

wyd Blitzkrieg?

Blitzkrieg: Sucking on hispanic boys!

by feetereater November 1, 2023

Blitzkrieg?

this is a fatass nigga who loves fucking hispanic boys. he cant repect hopping on the meat.. (likes trans boys)

wyd Blitzkrieg?

Blitzkrieg: Sucking on hispanic boys!

by feetereater November 1, 2023

Blitzkrieg

A highly effective strategy that was fully utilised during WW2 by Nazi Germany.

It composed of 4 steps.
1. Find a weakpoint in the enemy line
2. Strike with artillery and smoke to take out most of the enemy force and reduce enemy visibility
3. Send in your armors (tanks) to take out the rest of the force
4. Footsoldiers go in to plunder and take.

"Hey Britain, nice TOG tank. But we made a new thing called BLITZKRIEG so your tank is obsolete now."

by yogha November 14, 2023

Blitzkrieg

A shit that comes to your asshole so fast, you dont even see it coming. Commonly makes you stop whatever you're doing and makes you go poop.

Guy 1: OOOOH FFFUUCK I GOTTTAGOGOTTAGOSHITSHITSHIT
Guy 2: What is up with him?
Guy 3: He had a blitzkrieg, he didn't even see it coming.

by cptheinz July 23, 2018

Jimmy Carter Blitzkrieg

When you get angry at the kid with a peanut allergy so you nut in their face

Damn maybe I shouldn’t have pulled a Jimmy Carter Blitzkrieg on Tommy, he’s in the hospital.

by Benjaminurmom April 17, 2022

Brazilian Blitzkrieg

While at a music festival in Brazil, you violently fight your way through the crowd while naked, thunderously nutting on everything and everyone.

"The music festival was so much fun, until someone started the Brazilian Blitzkrieg, I got absolutely drenched"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025