blithe

the ability to make the opposite sex fart when you want them too. On command you can control the flatulence of others.

jerry made elizabeth fart because he has the power of blithe.

by davey February 7, 2004

blithe

In Gears of War, it's the Locusts' version of penis.

"Suck my blithe," said the Theron Guard.

by eXpurt January 23, 2007

Braithwaite

A girl with an unnaturally large forehead who normally comes from the west midlands area of england.

Person1:OMG! your foreheads massive
Person2:must be a braithwaite

by 12INCHER January 12, 2013

Braithwaite

A Braithwaite is a seclude person, often only venturing into sunlight when urged on by family and friends. They are not fans of this 'socialising' and prefer to sit in their natural environment, the bedroom.More then often, a braithwaite is from a European or Slovakian country, such as Poland, Denmark or Bulgaria. If encountered, do not act surprised on how you have actually met a braithwaite, as not a lot of people are fortunate enough to meet one in their lifetime and it may make him feel pressured and force him back into the shadows.

Guy 1: Wheres Tony today?

Guy 2: Ha he's being a braithwaite today!

by Makingsense May 30, 2013

Bathroom Blather

When a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.

"Dude, is there another bathroom here?"
"No, why?"
"There's some asshole in there talking on his cell phone and I just couldn't take a leak."
"Bathroom blather is so fucking rude."

When I heard I toilet flush I knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Blatheroso

One who is a master at extending a conversation for hours without saying anything useful. Beyond a casual blatherer, a blatheroso typically engages in considerable pontification and avoids reason, but will mistakenly feel they are the only one capable of making sense in any conversation. Also, while a common blatherer will flit from one pointless thought to another, a blatheroso will drag out one topic for a grossly extended time.

That proselytizing, religious friend of yours is a real blatheroso. I didn't think we'd ever get out of that creation "discussion".

by ZarroK February 11, 2013

blatherdom

Blatherdom –as coming from or being of the realm of meaningless blather & empty rhetoric

blah blah blah blah - "blatherdom" is discourse of this realm, with about that much meaning.

by ka the wordsmith October 15, 2015