Brenden

Brenden’s are the greatest guys. They love attention and make everyone laugh. They aren’t the strongest but are very strong on being confident in there goals and passions. They are meme lovers. Never mess with a Brenden they have many

friends. If you become friends with a Brenden, never let them go because they have your back!❤️❤️❤️

Friend: don’t mess with him you break his heart , I will break your face.
Brenden: Thanks 😊

by Ry ry the Queen November 2, 2019

Brenden

Brenden is a name of a really cute boy who is funny and his smile is the world🥵

Wow that guy is such a brenden

by Shaquisha P. May 2, 2019

Brendan Fraiser

Shaving ones eyebrows, then whipping ones dick out for an hour, while in a grocery store.

Little Boy: Look at that man. His dingle is showing!
Mom: He's just doing a Brendan Fraiser

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Brendan

A sex machine

Massive dick

I wish I was Brendan all the girls say he has a massive dong

by Tradie man April 24, 2021

Brendan

Sexiest male that god ever made. Damn his eyes can make a girl drool like crazy.

Katie: That guy over there... I WANT him!

Crystal: haha that's Brendan! EVERYONE wants him!

by WSPOST February 28, 2014

berndog

When you have to take a giant shit and it rips your asshole. A burning sensation on the anus is usually present for a couple days

Joe: I took a huge berndog last night and my asshole is still sore
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.

by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016

berenholtzed

berenholtzed - to get berenholtzed - (verb) 1. To receive a call from a "friend" who only wants to network/talk about meaningless shit with you for 15-45 minutes only for him to ask you a huge and completely and utterly out of your way inconvenient favor at the end.
2. To recieve an email with 900mb size pictures of girls skydiving and have it crash your inbox and listserve

EXAMPLE "I got berenholtzed and i missed my own college graduation because he talked me into driving him to stamp to get him a cap and gown last minute and he convinced me to pay for it only to realize he couldnt graduate because working the smith store counter doenst count for the 40 elective credits that he allotted."

by JB1ade December 16, 2010